#! /usr/bin/perl -T

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#  The code for this search engine is Copyright 2001, Sean C. Nichols. I am        #
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#   it and use/modify it for your own purposes as long as you include some         #
#   reference to the original source. (Also I wouldn't mind you dropping me a      #
#   line at (seanni :AT: canada.com) to let me know what you've done with it!)     #
#   The full text of this license can be found at                                  #
#                     http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.txt                          #
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use CGI qw[:standard];

# Read passed-in parameters
$sTerm = param( "searchstring" );
$sNewPage = (param( "newpage" ) ? " TARGET=\"_new\"" : "");
$sSortField = param( "sortby" );
$bSortDir = param( "sortdir" );
$sMatchType = param( "match" );
@sWords = split " ", $sTerm;

# Some predefined values
$sURL = "http://www.explodingdog.com/";
$sHeader = "Content-type: text/html\r\n\r\n";
$sModifiedDate = "February 01, 2006";
$sOutput = "";

# Global is the list of all drawings; Results the list of good search returns
@sResults = ();
@sGlobal = (
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/wrongorright.html", "Title" => "wrong or right" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/itistimetogo.html", "Title" => "it is time to go" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/itistheonlything.html", "Title" => "it is the only thing" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/itistheanswertoaquestiontha.html", "Title" => "it is the answer to a question that no one asked" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/itispartofmyplan.html", "Title" => "it is part of my plan" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/itisnotwhatiwant.html", "Title" => "it is not what i want" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/therearereasonsicanttellyou.html", "Title" => "There are reasons why i can't tell you" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/06", "URL" => "january2/itcouldhavebeengreat.html", "Title" => "it could have been great" },
    { "Date" => "31/01/06", "URL" => "january2/youllneverhearthissong.html", "Title" => "you'll never hear this song" },
    { "Date" => "31/01/06", "URL" => "january2/whydotheylookatmelikethis.html", "Title" => "why do they look at me like this?" },
    { "Date" => "31/01/06", "URL" => "january2/ionlydreamwheniamawake.html", "Title" => "i only dream when i am awake" },
    { "Date" => "31/01/06", "URL" => "january2/wontchangemymind.html", "Title" => "won't change my mind" },
    { "Date" => "27/01/06", "URL" => "january2/amisleeping.html", "Title" => "am I sleeping?" },
    { "Date" => "27/01/06", "URL" => "january2/imnotblamingyoubutitisyourf.html", "Title" => "i am not blaming you but it is your fault" },
    { "Date" => "27/01/06", "URL" => "january2/peoplethinkiamcreepybutimre.html", "Title" => "people think i am creepy but i am really not" },
    { "Date" => "27/01/06", "URL" => "january2/iwanttoknoweverything.html", "Title" => "I want to know everything" },
    { "Date" => "26/01/06", "URL" => "january2/idontneedyouanymore.html", "Title" => "I don't need you anymore" },
    { "Date" => "26/01/06", "URL" => "january2/forever2.html", "Title" => "FOREVER!" },
    { "Date" => "26/01/06", "URL" => "january2/whyme2.html", "Title" => "why me?" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/06", "URL" => "january2/waitingforsoon.html", "Title" => "waiting for soon" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/06", "URL" => "january2/thesearenotflowers.html", "Title" => "these are not flowers" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/06", "URL" => "january2/maybeyouwerethewrongchoice.html", "Title" => "maybe you were the wrong choice" },
    { "Date" => "18/01/06", "URL" => "january2/imgoingtoletyouhurtme.html", "Title" => "I'm going to let you hurt me" },
    { "Date" => "18/01/06", "URL" => "january2/iwatchaslifemoveson.html", "Title" => "i watch as life moves on" },
    { "Date" => "18/01/06", "URL" => "january2/ihavebeenthinkingaboutyoual.html", "Title" => "i have been thinking about you all day" },
    { "Date" => "13/01/06", "URL" => "january2/whyareyouleavingmenow.html", "Title" => "why are you leaving me now?" },
    { "Date" => "13/01/06", "URL" => "january2/weneedtotalk.html", "Title" => "we need to talk" },
    { "Date" => "11/01/06", "URL" => "january2/nothingwilleverchangeifyoud.html", "Title" => "Nothing will ever change , if you dont change it" },
    { "Date" => "11/01/06", "URL" => "january2/ideservebetterthanyou.html", "Title" => "I deserve better than you" },
    { "Date" => "09/01/06", "URL" => "january2/whatareyoutalkingabout-idon.html", "Title" => "what are you talking about? I don't know you" },
    { "Date" => "09/01/06", "URL" => "january2/mylifeisboringnow.html", "Title" => "my life is boring now" },
    { "Date" => "09/01/06", "URL" => "january2/doyouknowwhy.html", "Title" => "do you know why?" },
    { "Date" => "16/12/05", "URL" => "january2/ohgodwhathaveidonenow.html", "Title" => "oh god, what have i done now?" },
    { "Date" => "16/12/05", "URL" => "january2/doimeananythingtoyou.html", "Title" => "do i mean anything to you?" },
    { "Date" => "07/12/05", "URL" => "january2/trynottolookdown.html", "Title" => "try not to look down" },
    { "Date" => "07/12/05", "URL" => "january2/itsunsafebutiwillprotectyou.html", "Title" => "it's unsafe but i will protect you" },
    { "Date" => "29/11/05", "URL" => "january2/youknowwhatyouare.html", "Title" => "you know what you are?" },
    { "Date" => "29/11/05", "URL" => "january2/imsorryimsayinggoodbye.html", "Title" => "i'm sorry, i'm saying goodbye" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/05", "URL" => "january2/youarenotlisteningtome.html", "Title" => "you are not listening to me" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/05", "URL" => "january2/ihavebeenthinkinalotlately.html", "Title" => "i have been thinking a lot lately" },
    { "Date" => "10/11/05", "URL" => "january2/allaroundtheworld.html", "Title" => "all around the world" },
    { "Date" => "10/11/05", "URL" => "january2/anotherday.html", "Title" => "another day" },
    { "Date" => "08/11/05", "URL" => "january2/hispowerexceedsmyexpectatio.html", "Title" => "his power exceeds my expectations" },
    { "Date" => "08/11/05", "URL" => "january2/whycantyoujustunderstand.html", "Title" => "why can't you just understand" },
    { "Date" => "08/11/05", "URL" => "january2/imnotyou.html", "Title" => "I'm not you..." },
    { "Date" => "02/11/05", "URL" => "january2/ithinkibrokeit.html", "Title" => "i think i broke it" },
    { "Date" => "02/11/05", "URL" => "january2/illgetnervousagain.html", "Title" => "i'll get nervous again" },
    { "Date" => "02/11/05", "URL" => "january2/minelife.html", "Title" => "mine life" },
    { "Date" => "02/11/05", "URL" => "january2/dontacceptme.html", "Title" => "don't accept me" },
    { "Date" => "01/11/05", "URL" => "january2/ihurtandyouknowit.html", "Title" => "i hurt, and you know it" },
    { "Date" => "01/11/05", "URL" => "january2/comecloser.html", "Title" => "come closer" },
    { "Date" => "01/11/05", "URL" => "january2/thesearethedarkages.html", "Title" => "these are the dark ages" },
    { "Date" => "25/10/05", "URL" => "january2/fantastic.html", "Title" => "fantastic" },
    { "Date" => "25/10/05", "URL" => "january2/hahahaha.html", "Title" => "hahahaha" },
    { "Date" => "25/10/05", "URL" => "january2/bepositive.html", "Title" => "BE POSITIVE" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/05", "URL" => "january2/onemoretime.html", "Title" => "one more time" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/05", "URL" => "january2/buticantstop.html", "Title" => "but i can't stop" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/05", "URL" => "january2/itsmoreaboutwhereiamgoing.html", "Title" => "it's more about where i am going" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/05", "URL" => "january2/cantstopit.html", "Title" => "can't stop it" },
    { "Date" => "26/09/05", "URL" => "january2/themagic.html", "Title" => "the magic" },
    { "Date" => "26/09/05", "URL" => "january2/ifyoucanfindit.html", "Title" => "if you can find it" },
    { "Date" => "26/09/05", "URL" => "january2/mine.html", "Title" => "mine" },
    { "Date" => "26/09/05", "URL" => "january2/notwhatiwasthinking.html", "Title" => "not what i was thinking" },
    { "Date" => "26/09/05", "URL" => "january2/igottodoitmyownway.html", "Title" => "i got to do it my own way" },
    { "Date" => "26/09/05", "URL" => "january2/youdontknow.html", "Title" => "you don't know" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/05", "URL" => "january2/butwhereami.html", "Title" => "but where am i?" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/05", "URL" => "january2/theydontknow.html", "Title" => "they don't know" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/05", "URL" => "january2/hello2005.html", "Title" => "hello" },
    { "Date" => "09/09/05", "URL" => "january2/theyaresosmall.html", "Title" => "they are so small" },
    { "Date" => "09/09/05", "URL" => "january2/isthiswhatyouweretalkingabo.html", "Title" => "is this what you were talking about?" },
    { "Date" => "09/09/05", "URL" => "january2/youwillneverknowwhatisaw.html", "Title" => "you will never know what i saw" },
    { "Date" => "09/09/05", "URL" => "january2/sodifferentwithoutyou.html", "Title" => "so different with out you" },
    { "Date" => "09/09/05", "URL" => "january2/iusedtobegreat.html", "Title" => "i used to be great" },
    { "Date" => "07/09/05", "URL" => "january2/ijustdontgetit.html", "Title" => "i just don't get it" },
    { "Date" => "07/09/05", "URL" => "january2/wasthatforme.html", "Title" => "was that for me?" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/05", "URL" => "january2/icantthinkofanything.html", "Title" => "i can't think of anything" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/05", "URL" => "january2/yourjobissooohard.html", "Title" => "your job is sooo hard" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/05", "URL" => "january2/hesgone.html", "Title" => "he's gone" },
    { "Date" => "11/07/05", "URL" => "january2/allthehelpineeded.html", "Title" => "all the help i needed" },
    { "Date" => "11/07/05", "URL" => "january2/somedayouwillbeastar.html", "Title" => "someday you will be a star" },
    { "Date" => "11/07/05", "URL" => "january2/liecheatsteal.html", "Title" => "Lie, Cheat, Steal." },
    { "Date" => "11/07/05", "URL" => "january2/imustkillalloftherobots.html", "Title" => "i must kill all of the robots" },
    { "Date" => "21/06/05", "URL" => "january2/wheniwasyoungitseemedlife.html", "Title" => "when i was young it seemed life was so beautiful" },
    { "Date" => "21/06/05", "URL" => "january2/redlikeaflower.html", "Title" => "red like a flower" },
    { "Date" => "16/06/05", "URL" => "january2/reverseevolution.html", "Title" => "reverse evolution" },
    { "Date" => "16/06/05", "URL" => "january2/ithoughticouldhelp.html", "Title" => "i thought i could help" },
    { "Date" => "10/06/05", "URL" => "january2/purespringwater.html", "Title" => "pure spring water" },
    { "Date" => "10/06/05", "URL" => "january2/soyourenotangry.html", "Title" => "so you're not angry?" },
    { "Date" => "10/06/05", "URL" => "january2/imfullofdoubts.html", "Title" => "i am full of doubts" },
    { "Date" => "09/06/05", "URL" => "january2/stupidlamp.html", "Title" => "stupid lamp" },
    { "Date" => "09/06/05", "URL" => "january2/ifionlyhadonemore.html", "Title" => "if i only had one more" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/05", "URL" => "january2/makegoodchoices.html", "Title" => "make good choices" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/05", "URL" => "january2/didyoureadthatbook.html", "Title" => "did you read that book?" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/05", "URL" => "january2/iamsavingyoufromyourself.html", "Title" => "i am saving you from yourself" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/05", "URL" => "january2/areyouspecial.html", "Title" => "are you special?" },
    { "Date" => "06/06/05", "URL" => "january2/youmakemeforgethowtobreathe.html", "Title" => "you make me forget how to breathe" },
    { "Date" => "06/06/05", "URL" => "january2/dontcomeonmysideoftheline.html", "Title" => "don't come on my side of the line" },
    { "Date" => "06/06/05", "URL" => "january2/dontmakemecomedownthere.html", "Title" => "don't make me come down there" },
    { "Date" => "06/06/05", "URL" => "january2/iamlostinthedesertofyourmin.html", "Title" => "i am lost in the desert of your mind" },
    { "Date" => "06/06/05", "URL" => "january2/ohgodwhathaveidone.html", "Title" => "oh god what have i done?" },
    { "Date" => "06/06/05", "URL" => "january2/littlesheep2.html", "Title" => "little sheep" },
    { "Date" => "02/06/05", "URL" => "january2/youreallygottome.html", "Title" => "you really got to me" },
    { "Date" => "02/06/05", "URL" => "january2/iwillmissyouwhenyo.html", "Title" => "i will miss you when you are across the sea" },
    { "Date" => "02/06/05", "URL" => "january2/fairyonamushroomlookingatab.html", "Title" => "fairy on a mushroom looking at a butterfly or the stars" },
    { "Date" => "02/06/05", "URL" => "january2/sharks.html", "Title" => "sharks" },
    { "Date" => "25/05/05", "URL" => "january2/imnotdonegrowingyet.html", "Title" => "i'm not done growing yet" },
    { "Date" => "25/05/05", "URL" => "january2/thevoicestoldmeto.html", "Title" => "the voices told me to" },
    { "Date" => "25/05/05", "URL" => "january2/helookscrazytome.html", "Title" => "he looks crazy to me" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/05", "URL" => "january2/idliketobelostwithyou.html", "Title" => "i'd like to be lost with you" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/05", "URL" => "january2/ihavebeenwaitingforeverforyoutohel.html", "Title" => "i have been waiting for you to help me" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/05", "URL" => "january2/itsmyfavoritejob.html", "Title" => "it's my favorite job" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/05", "URL" => "january2/doireallylooklikethat.html", "Title" => "do i really look like that?" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/05", "URL" => "january2/iwishihadagoat.html", "Title" => "i wish i had a goat, i hate everyone, i hate everything, say sandwich, don't look at it!, do you like burritos?, pasta in a cup, i stole a salt shaker and filled it with sugar, i have an itch, i can fit that bush in my shirt, thursday?, mexico head, tuesday, creepy elevator guy, i opened the diet coke can after i saw her shake it, this should be illegal, you're touching me!, don't touch me!, it's not an assembly until i take off my shoe, it's cold in here, i have a ketchup collection in my car, i like beans, i want to kick everyone!, i want to wound your flesh, i am an albino ninja, i am a vampire, being a vampire is like having a permanent hangover, that's not mine, mine!, give me that!, everything is stupid, why do my feet smell so badly?, hypocrite!   Ok, i think that's it.  have a nice day. " },
    { "Date" => "15/04/05", "URL" => "january2/stupidbeach.html", "Title" => "stupid beach" },
    { "Date" => "15/04/05", "URL" => "january2/stupidmusic.html", "Title" => "stupid music" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/05", "URL" => "january2/theolythingiwanticanthave.html", "Title" => "the only thing i want, i can't have" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/05", "URL" => "january2/itslove.html", "Title" => "it's love" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/05", "URL" => "january2/areyougoingtospendyourwhole.html", "Title" => "are you going to spend your whole life like that?" },
    { "Date" => "13/04/05", "URL" => "january2/largerthanlife.html", "Title" => "larger than life" },
    { "Date" => "13/04/05", "URL" => "january2/bigworld.html", "Title" => "big world" },
    { "Date" => "13/04/05", "URL" => "january2/iforgotwhyiwantedtoremember.html", "Title" => "i forgot why i wanted to remember" },
    { "Date" => "13/04/05", "URL" => "january2/whatdidwedowrong.html", "Title" => "what did we do wrong?" },
    { "Date" => "13/04/05", "URL" => "january2/whodidthis.html", "Title" => "who did this?" },
    { "Date" => "13/04/05", "URL" => "january2/ijustwanttogohome.html", "Title" => "i just want to go home" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/05", "URL" => "january2/idontwantoforgetyou.html", "Title" => "i don't want to forget you" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/05", "URL" => "january2/iwillwaitforever.html", "Title" => "i will wait forever" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/05", "URL" => "january2/noyoucanthaveit.html", "Title" => "no you can't have it" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/05", "URL" => "january2/areyousickofthisyet.html", "Title" => "are you sick of this yet?" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/05", "URL" => "january2/itsgrowingonme.html", "Title" => "it's growing on me" },
    { "Date" => "05/04/05", "URL" => "january2/dontlaughthatsnotfunny.html", "Title" => "don't laugh, that's not funny" },
    { "Date" => "05/04/05", "URL" => "january2/thisisaplacewherenocloudsgo.html", "Title" => "this is a place where no clouds go" },
    { "Date" => "05/04/05", "URL" => "january2/nothingtobedone.html", "Title" => "nothing to be done" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/05", "URL" => "january2/godlovesyou.html", "Title" => "god loves you" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/05", "URL" => "january2/whatsyoursecret.html", "Title" => "what's your secret?" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/05", "URL" => "january2/justwhenwegotcloseyouhadtol.html", "Title" => "just when we got close, you had to leave" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/05", "URL" => "january2/sk8.html", "Title" => "u think u could draw a picture of a skateboarding one that would be SICK" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/05", "URL" => "january2/whatdidijusteat.html", "Title" => "what did i just eat???" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/05", "URL" => "january2/thisisntagame.html", "Title" => "this isn't a game" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/05", "URL" => "january2/thiswillbemycareer.html", "Title" => "this will be my career" },
    { "Date" => "21/03/05", "URL" => "january2/youhavebecomeaghost.html", "Title" => "you have become a ghost" },
    { "Date" => "21/03/05", "URL" => "january2/nownownow.html", "Title" => "now now now" },
    { "Date" => "17/03/05", "URL" => "january2/tometheyaretheonlyrealth.html", "Title" => "to me they are the only real things in this world" },
    { "Date" => "17/03/05", "URL" => "january2/iwouldbelostwithoutyou.html", "Title" => "i would be lost without you" },
    { "Date" => "17/03/05", "URL" => "january2/whatisitlikeoutthere.html", "Title" => "what is it like out there?" },
    { "Date" => "17/03/05", "URL" => "january2/seeitdoesnthurtsobad2.html", "Title" => "see it doesn't hurt so bad" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/05", "URL" => "january2/rainpoundingonyourdoor.html", "Title" => "rain pounding on your door" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/05", "URL" => "january2/thatdoesntwork.html", "Title" => "that doesn't work" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/05", "URL" => "january2/isthisreallymylife.html", "Title" => "is this really my life?" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/05", "URL" => "january2/whatmakesyousogood.html", "Title" => "what makes you so good?" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/05", "URL" => "january2/thewritingisonthestall.html", "Title" => "the writing is on the stall" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/05", "URL" => "january2/takeme.html", "Title" => "take me" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/05", "URL" => "january2/merge.html", "Title" => "merge" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/05", "URL" => "january2/hotwire.html", "Title" => "hot wire" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/05", "URL" => "january2/chooseone.html", "Title" => "choose one" },
    { "Date" => "14/03/05", "URL" => "january2/rememberbackwhenweweresmall.html", "Title" => "remember back when we were small?" },
    { "Date" => "14/03/05", "URL" => "january2/howdoilookinyoureyes.html", "Title" => "how do i look in your eyes" },
    { "Date" => "14/03/05", "URL" => "january2/didyouknowcatscanread.html", "Title" => "did you know, cats can read?" },
    { "Date" => "23/02/05", "URL" => "january2/thiscantbetheend.html", "Title" => "this can't be the end" },
    { "Date" => "23/02/05", "URL" => "january2/whydidyoudothat.html", "Title" => "why did you do that?" },
    { "Date" => "23/02/05", "URL" => "january2/whatdoyoulooklike.html", "Title" => "what do you look like?" },
    { "Date" => "23/02/05", "URL" => "january2/justonemoreinch.html", "Title" => "just one more inch" },
    { "Date" => "23/02/05", "URL" => "january2/smokingkills.html", "Title" => "smoking kills" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/intothetree.html", "Title" => "into the tree" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/thiscouldbeforever.html", "Title" => "this could be forever" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/ilied.html", "Title" => "i lied" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/iknewitwouldcomebacktohaunt.html", "Title" => "i knew it would come back to haunt me" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/lifeisanillusion.html", "Title" => "life is an illusion" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/sowhatnow.html", "Title" => "so what now?" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/idofeelbetter.html", "Title" => "i do feel better" },
    { "Date" => "07/02/05", "URL" => "january2/theywillneverknowitisme.html", "Title" => "they will never know it is me" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/notnow.html", "Title" => "not now" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/iheardthelies.html", "Title" => "i heard the lies" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/theywillknowtoneverteasemea.html", "Title" => "they will know to never tease me again" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/notforyou.html", "Title" => "not for you" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/itisokbecauseidontreallymea.html", "Title" => "it is ok because i don't really mean it" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/waitingfornow.html", "Title" => "waiting for now" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/05", "URL" => "january2/dontworryiamnotevenlistenin.html", "Title" => "don't worry, i am not even listening" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/doesanythingreallylastforever.html", "Title" => "does anything really last forever?" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/ifeelold.html", "Title" => "i feel old" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/newyearsblows.html", "Title" => "new years blows" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/imadeitmyself.html", "Title" => "i made it myself" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/icanseerightthroughyou.html", "Title" => "i can see right through you" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/loseitall.html", "Title" => "lose it all" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/ilikeitwhenyoulie.html", "Title" => "i like it when you lie" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/goodbyefornow.html", "Title" => "good bye for now" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/idontthinkihaveabrain.html", "Title" => "i don't think i have a brain!" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/05", "URL" => "january2/mylifeboatissinking.html", "Title" => "my life boat is sinking" },
    { "Date" => "15/12/04", "URL" => "january2/tvandme.html", "Title" => "tv and me" },
    { "Date" => "15/12/04", "URL" => "january2/imsolucky.html", "Title" => "i'm so lucky" },
    { "Date" => "15/12/04", "URL" => "january2/whyisthathere.html", "Title" => "why is that here" },
    { "Date" => "15/12/04", "URL" => "january2/thisisjustforme.html", "Title" => "this is just for me" },
    { "Date" => "14/12/04", "URL" => "january2/doyouhearmesayhello.html", "Title" => "do you hear me say hello?" },
    { "Date" => "14/12/04", "URL" => "january2/justholdme.html", "Title" => "just hold me" },
    { "Date" => "14/12/04", "URL" => "january2/iwastoolate.html", "Title" => "i was too late" },
    { "Date" => "14/12/04", "URL" => "january2/idonttrustyou.html", "Title" => "i don't trust you" },
    { "Date" => "14/12/04", "URL" => "january2/thatsallhereallywanted.html", "Title" => "thats all he really wanted" },
    { "Date" => "11/12/04", "URL" => "january2/nowyouseeitwasthereallalong.html", "Title" => "now you see it was there all along" },
    { "Date" => "11/12/04", "URL" => "january2/ifyouaskmeto.html", "Title" => "if you ask me to" },
    { "Date" => "11/12/04", "URL" => "january2/dontworryiwasbornthisway.html", "Title" => "don't worry i was born this way" },
    { "Date" => "11/12/04", "URL" => "january2/iwonderwhatthemoonisupto.html", "Title" => "i wonder what the moon is up to?" },
    { "Date" => "09/12/04", "URL" => "january2/thedoctorsaidi.html", "Title" => "the doctor said i should be just fine" },
    { "Date" => "09/12/04", "URL" => "january2/iwishwecouldtalklikewe.html", "Title" => "i wish we could talk like we used to" },
    { "Date" => "09/12/04", "URL" => "january2/meanstoanend.html", "Title" => "means to an end" },
    { "Date" => "06/12/04", "URL" => "january2/itneverwasaprison.html", "Title" => "it never was a prison" },
    { "Date" => "06/12/04", "URL" => "january2/imisseditagain.html", "Title" => "i missed it again" },
    { "Date" => "06/12/04", "URL" => "january2/everythingisthesame.html", "Title" => "everything is the same" },
    { "Date" => "06/12/04", "URL" => "january2/thestuffwehavetoremember.html", "Title" => "the stuff we have to remember" },
    { "Date" => "06/12/04", "URL" => "january2/leavemehere.html", "Title" => "leave me here" },
    { "Date" => "24/11/04", "URL" => "january2/justthinkingofyou.html", "Title" => "just thinking of you makes me smile" },
    { "Date" => "24/11/04", "URL" => "january2/everyoneissayingdifferent.html", "Title" => "everyone is saying different things to me" },
    { "Date" => "24/11/04", "URL" => "january2/idontneedwingstofly.html", "Title" => "i don't need wings to fly" },
    { "Date" => "03/11/04", "URL" => "january2/watching.html", "Title" => "watching" },
    { "Date" => "03/11/04", "URL" => "january2/youcouldnthaveknown.html", "Title" => "you couldn't have known" },
    { "Date" => "03/11/04", "URL" => "january2/wearemakingdecisions.html", "Title" => "we are making decisions" },
    { "Date" => "03/11/04", "URL" => "january2/notincontrol.html", "Title" => "not in control" },
    { "Date" => "03/11/04", "URL" => "january2/nochanceleft.html", "Title" => "no chance left" },
    { "Date" => "15/10/04", "URL" => "january2/dontknow.html", "Title" => "don't know" },
    { "Date" => "15/10/04", "URL" => "january2/justthis.html", "Title" => "just this" },
    { "Date" => "15/10/04", "URL" => "january2/icanfeel.html", "Title" => "i can feel" },
    { "Date" => "15/10/04", "URL" => "january2/abox.html", "Title" => "a box" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/04", "URL" => "january2/itisnotlove.html", "Title" => "it is not love" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/04", "URL" => "january2/idontthinkicare.html", "Title" => "i don't think i care" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/04", "URL" => "january2/yeahiheardaboutit.html", "Title" => "yeah i heard about it" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/04", "URL" => "january2/iammakingithappen.html", "Title" => "i am making it happen" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/iamreadingyourmind.html", "Title" => "i am reading your mind" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/bestidea.html", "Title" => "best idea" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/notreally.html", "Title" => "not really" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/recognizeme.html", "Title" => "recognize me" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/iseemtohavelostcontrol.html", "Title" => "i seem to have lost control" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/ihatethecoffeeatwork.html", "Title" => "i hate the coffee at work" },
    { "Date" => "28/09/04", "URL" => "january2/youneedtowhisper.html", "Title" => "you need to whisper" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/04", "URL" => "january2/imhere.html", "Title" => "i'm here" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/04", "URL" => "january2/goingbacktowork.html", "Title" => "going back to work" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/04", "URL" => "january2/icouldeatthemoon.html", "Title" => "i could eat the moon" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/04", "URL" => "january2/theplan.html", "Title" => "the plan" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/04", "URL" => "january2/snakes.html", "Title" => "snakes" },
    { "Date" => "24/09/04", "URL" => "january2/inthesameboat.html", "Title" => "in the same boat" },
    { "Date" => "24/09/04", "URL" => "january2/ishouldhaveknown.html", "Title" => "i should have known" },
    { "Date" => "24/09/04", "URL" => "january2/notagain.html", "Title" => "not again" },
    { "Date" => "23/09/04", "URL" => "january2/youareabigbug.html", "Title" => "you are a big bug" },
    { "Date" => "23/09/04", "URL" => "january2/youknowiloveyou.html", "Title" => "you know i love you" },
    { "Date" => "23/09/04", "URL" => "january2/okbutiamnotthepostman.html", "Title" => "OK, but i am not the postman" },
    { "Date" => "23/09/04", "URL" => "january2/iknewtheanswerinthebe.html", "Title" => "i knew the answer in the beginning" },
    { "Date" => "23/09/04", "URL" => "january2/waitallday.html", "Title" => "wait all day" },
    { "Date" => "03/09/04", "URL" => "january2/ihateitwhenpeoplelietome.html", "Title" => "i hate it when people lie to me" },
    { "Date" => "03/09/04", "URL" => "january2/justgivemeachance.html", "Title" => "just give me a chance" },
    { "Date" => "03/09/04", "URL" => "january2/neverlisten.html", "Title" => "never listen" },
    { "Date" => "03/09/04", "URL" => "january2/iwillneverseeitagain.html", "Title" => "i will never see it again" },
    { "Date" => "03/09/04", "URL" => "january2/foryou.html", "Title" => "for you" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/newplace.html", "Title" => "new place" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/allovertheworld.html", "Title" => "all over the world" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/pleasetrynottoforgetme.html", "Title" => "please try not to forget me" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/imstuckhere.html", "Title" => "i'm stuck here" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/letmeexplainthefuture.html", "Title" => "let me explain the future" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/youdontknowwhatyoua.html", "Title" => "you don't know what you are doing" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/ripoutmybrain.html", "Title" => "rip out my brain" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/imsolost.html", "Title" => "i'm so lost" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/hecouldntreallyexplainit.html", "Title" => "he couldn't really explain it" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/nature.html", "Title" => "nature?" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/isthatit.html", "Title" => "is that it?" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/ineverthoughtofitlikethat.html", "Title" => "i never thought of it like that" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/godputmehere.html", "Title" => "god put me here" },
    { "Date" => "01/09/04", "URL" => "january2/thepleasure.html", "Title" => "the pleasure" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/notheonlyonehere.html", "Title" => "not the only one here" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/thisistheonlytimeihave.html", "Title" => "this is the only time i have" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ihavebeenfeelinglikethis.html", "Title" => "i have been feeling like this all day" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/theapplesaremakingyousick.html", "Title" => "the apples are making you sick" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/takingthisworldonmyown.html", "Title" => "taking this world on my own" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/rocksareonlytemporary.html", "Title" => "rocks are only temporary" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ivebeenwaiting.html", "Title" => "i've been waiting" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/youshouldntevenbe.html", "Title" => "you shouldn't even be thinking about it" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/toolate.html", "Title" => "too late" },
    { "Date" => "31/08/04", "URL" => "january2/notanymore.html", "Title" => "not anymore" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/idontknowwhereiamheading.html", "Title" => "i don't know where i am heading" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ifyouweremeandiwereyou.html", "Title" => "if you were me and i were you" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/itusedtobemine.html", "Title" => "those used to be mine" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/youaregoingtogethurt.html", "Title" => "you are going to get hurt" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/youmustbetired.html", "Title" => "you must be tired" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/mybatteryisdead.html", "Title" => "my battery is dead" },
    { "Date" => "30/08/04", "URL" => "january2/iamnotworriedtoday.html", "Title" => "i am not worried today" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ivetoldyouwhyweareleaving.html", "Title" => "i told you why we are leaving" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/andevenyoucanfindlove.html", "Title" => "...and even you can find love..." },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ithoughtyouweretheone.html", "Title" => "i thought you were the one" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/itsonlydistance.html", "Title" => "it's only distance" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/imlosingmyedge.html", "Title" => "i'm losing my edge" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/letstakeawalk.html", "Title" => "lets take a walk" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/howlongisthenight.html", "Title" => "how long is the night?" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/findmyway.html", "Title" => "find my way" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ifeelthesameway.html", "Title" => "i feel the same way" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/04", "URL" => "january2/birds-.html", "Title" => "birds?" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/04", "URL" => "january2/comeenjoythislonely.html", "Title" => "come enjoy this lonely sky with me" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/04", "URL" => "january2/itneverends.html", "Title" => "it never ends" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ifounditdownthere.html", "Title" => "i found it down there" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/04", "URL" => "january2/sometimestherea.html", "Title" => "sometimes there just aren't enough rocks" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/04", "URL" => "january2/icantbetrapped.html", "Title" => "i can't be trapped" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/04", "URL" => "january2/itstoolong.html", "Title" => "it's too long" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/04", "URL" => "january2/ifeelunreal.html", "Title" => "i feel unreal" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/04", "URL" => "january2/itwasmybirthday.html", "Title" => "it was my birthday" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/04", "URL" => "january2/callitapremonition.html", "Title" => "call it a premonition" },
    { "Date" => "27/07/04", "URL" => "january2/thesearethebenefits.html", "Title" => "these are the benefits" },
    { "Date" => "27/07/04", "URL" => "january2/itis.html", "Title" => "it is..." },
    { "Date" => "27/07/04", "URL" => "january2/race-.html", "Title" => "race?" },
    { "Date" => "27/07/04", "URL" => "january2/ihavebeenwaiting.html", "Title" => "i have been waiting" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/iwontrememberanymore.html", "Title" => "i won't remember anymore" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/youdontknowwherethatsbeen.html", "Title" => "you don't know where thats been" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/socute.html", "Title" => "so cute" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/lookalittledeeper.html", "Title" => "look a little deeper" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/butidontfeelthatwayanymore.html", "Title" => "but i don't feel that way anymore" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/icanthearyou.html", "Title" => "i can't hear you" },
    { "Date" => "20/07/04", "URL" => "january2/besafeuseprotection.html", "Title" => "be safe ... use protection" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/ohigetitnow.html", "Title" => "oh, i get it now" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/ihadtoask.html", "Title" => "i had to ask" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/ithinkitisyou.html", "Title" => "i think it is you" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/onlygodleftme.html", "Title" => "only god left me" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/theendwithyou.html", "Title" => "the end with you" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/andhedidthat.html", "Title" => "and he did that" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/travellingwithoutmoving.html", "Title" => "travelling without moving" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/iamnotreallyjealous.html", "Title" => "i am not really jealous" },
    { "Date" => "13/07/04", "URL" => "january2/itsnotyou.html", "Title" => "it's not you" },
    { "Date" => "30/06/04", "URL" => "january2/whatsnotwrong.html", "Title" => "what's not wrong" },
    { "Date" => "30/06/04", "URL" => "january2/youretooyoungtoknow.html", "Title" => "you're too young too know" },
    { "Date" => "30/06/04", "URL" => "january2/anxioustension.html", "Title" => "anxious tension" },
    { "Date" => "30/06/04", "URL" => "january2/doyouthinkso.html", "Title" => "do you think so?" },
    { "Date" => "30/06/04", "URL" => "january2/quiet.html", "Title" => "quiet" },
    { "Date" => "30/06/04", "URL" => "january2/queenoftherobots.html", "Title" => "queen of the robots" },
    { "Date" => "17/06/04", "URL" => "january2/itsnotouthter.html", "Title" => "it's not out there" },
    { "Date" => "17/06/04", "URL" => "january2/iamoutofideas.html", "Title" => "i am out of ideas" },
    { "Date" => "17/06/04", "URL" => "january2/whycantlifebebetter.html", "Title" => "why can't life be better?" },
    { "Date" => "16/06/04", "URL" => "january2/wouldntitbenicer.html", "Title" => "wouldn't it be nicer if we were older?" },
    { "Date" => "16/06/04", "URL" => "january2/imsmall.html", "Title" => "i'm small" },
    { "Date" => "16/06/04", "URL" => "january2/itsbeenalongday.html", "Title" => "it's been a long day" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/wearefine.html", "Title" => "we are fine" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/didiaskyoutopushit.html", "Title" => "did i ask you to push it?" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/dontforgetthesandwich.html", "Title" => "don't forget the sandwich" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/itisallthatawful.html", "Title" => "it is all that awful" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/themessageforme.html", "Title" => "the message is for me?" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/forgiveandforget.html", "Title" => "forgive and forget" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/04", "URL" => "january2/theglassishalffull.html", "Title" => "the glass is half full" },
    { "Date" => "25/05/04", "URL" => "january2/ipromiseitsreal.html", "Title" => "i promise it's real" },
    { "Date" => "25/05/04", "URL" => "january2/theworldisafrustratingplace.html", "Title" => "the world is a frustrating place" },
    { "Date" => "25/05/04", "URL" => "january2/helivessofarawayfromme.html", "Title" => "he lives so far away from me..." },
    { "Date" => "25/05/04", "URL" => "january2/trustmeitsgoingtobeok.html", "Title" => "trust me, its going to be ok" },
    { "Date" => "27/04/04", "URL" => "january2/isthesuncominguptoday.html", "Title" => "is the sun coming up today?" },
    { "Date" => "27/04/04", "URL" => "january2/wheniamsadieatacookie.html", "Title" => "when i am sad, i eat a cookie" },
    { "Date" => "27/04/04", "URL" => "january2/countingdownthedays.html", "Title" => "counting down the days" },
    { "Date" => "27/04/04", "URL" => "january2/goaway.html", "Title" => "go away" },
    { "Date" => "15/04/04", "URL" => "january2/iwishiwaselsewhere.html", "Title" => "i wish i was elsewhere" },
    { "Date" => "15/04/04", "URL" => "january2/onlytheyknow.html", "Title" => "only they know" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/doilookstupid.html", "Title" => "do i look stupid?" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/andthatswhenigotlazy.html", "Title" => "and that's when i got lazy" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/sorryiateit.html", "Title" => "sorry, i ate it" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/ifoundaturtle.html", "Title" => "i found a turtle" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/sometimesiliketoeat.html", "Title" => "sometimes i like to eat soap for dinner" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/dontwakeme.html", "Title" => "don't wake me" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/fireandice.html", "Title" => "fire and ice" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/04", "URL" => "january2/iwishiwassmarter.html", "Title" => "i wish i was smarter" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/iwroteyoualoveletter.html", "Title" => "i wrote you a love letter, did you get it?" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/thiswasntwhatiwasexpecting.html", "Title" => "this wasn't what i was expecting" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/whereismycatapillar.html", "Title" => "where is my catapillar?" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/everyoneyouknowwill.html", "Title" => "everyone you know will someday die" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/andsoitbegins.html", "Title" => "and so it begins" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/myfeetarecold.html", "Title" => "my feet are cold" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/04", "URL" => "january2/youshouldnotlie.html", "Title" => "you should not lie" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/whyme.html", "Title" => "why me?" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/todayifeelthisbig.html", "Title" => "today, i feel this big" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/ilikenature.html", "Title" => "i like nature" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/yeaiplayguitar.html", "Title" => "yea, i play guitar" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/dontmissthemoment.html", "Title" => "don't miss the moment" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/wellyesbutnotnow.html", "Title" => "well yes, but not now" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/howdidyougetyourhandinthere.html", "Title" => "how did you get your hand in there?" },
    { "Date" => "30/03/04", "URL" => "january2/lifeandtheunexpected.html", "Title" => "life and the unexpected" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/justbethere.html", "Title" => "just be there" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/iamnotreallystuck.html", "Title" => "i am not really stuck here, i just don't realize it" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/runningawayfromthefuture.html", "Title" => "running away from the future" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/godcalledinsicktoday.html", "Title" => "god called in sick today" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/comeandseethemagic.html", "Title" => "come and see the magic" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/killingtime.html", "Title" => "killing time" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/youvemademelose.html", "Title" => "you've made me lose all faith in humanity" },
    { "Date" => "24/03/04", "URL" => "january2/sometimeiamangry.html", "Title" => "sometimes i'm angry that i feel so angry" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/nuclearpowerissolastcentury.html", "Title" => "nuclear power is so last century" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/idontthinkso.html", "Title" => "i don't think so... lets just be friends" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/thereisanemptinessinside.html", "Title" => "there is an emptiness inside" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/bloorgh.html", "Title" => "bloorgh" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/guesswherewearegoingto.html", "Title" => "guess where we are going to" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/dontletusinthedark.html", "Title" => "don't let us in the dark" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/iwokeuplikethis.html", "Title" => "I woke up like this" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/ilovethezoo.html", "Title" => "i love the zoo" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/maximumdestruction.html", "Title" => "MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION!" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/imallfuzzy2.html", "Title" => "i'm all fuzzy" },
    { "Date" => "23/03/04", "URL" => "january2/weareanidiot.html", "Title" => "we are an idiot" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/04", "URL" => "january2/allicandreamaboutishaving.html", "Title" => "all i can dream about is having you" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/04", "URL" => "january2/theknifeiscoveredinblood.html", "Title" => "the knife is covered in blood" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/04", "URL" => "january2/youshouldcomehome.html", "Title" => "you should come home" },
    { "Date" => "16/03/04", "URL" => "january2/youreonthelist.html", "Title" => "you're on the list" },
    { "Date" => "12/03/04", "URL" => "january2/midyourownbusiness.html", "Title" => "mind your own business!" },
    { "Date" => "12/03/04", "URL" => "january2/theteapotiscracked.html", "Title" => "the teapot is cracked." },
    { "Date" => "10/03/04", "URL" => "january2/canyouseemewhenyoulook.html", "Title" => "can you see me when you look?" },
    { "Date" => "10/03/04", "URL" => "january2/ivegotstarsinmyeyes.html", "Title" => "i've got stars in my eyes" },
    { "Date" => "10/03/04", "URL" => "january2/iwishihadadogthatcouldtalk.html", "Title" => "i wish i had a dog that could talk" },
    { "Date" => "10/03/04", "URL" => "january2/stopyelling.html", "Title" => "stop yelling!" },
    { "Date" => "10/03/04", "URL" => "january2/trynottoworrysomuch.html", "Title" => "try not to worry so much" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/iseethelinesblur.html", "Title" => "i see the lines blur" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/sayyoudontwantit.html", "Title" => "you say you don't want it" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/fixtheworld.html", "Title" => "fix the world" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/iwaslonely.html", "Title" => "it was because of you" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/where.html", "Title" => "where?" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/whydoeseverything.html", "Title" => "why does everything have to go wrong?" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/youwilllikeititsmade.html", "Title" => "you will like it, it is made with love" },
    { "Date" => "09/03/04", "URL" => "january2/itchanges.html", "Title" => "it changes" },
    { "Date" => "27/02/04", "URL" => "january2/ihaveaquestion.html", "Title" => "i have a question" },
    { "Date" => "27/02/04", "URL" => "january2/hoorayforyou.html", "Title" => "hooray for you!" },
    { "Date" => "27/02/04", "URL" => "january2/everyonelovesme.html", "Title" => "every one loves me, because i am so much fun" },
    { "Date" => "27/02/04", "URL" => "january2/buthesaidiwasbeautiful.html", "Title" => "but he said i was beautiful" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/04", "URL" => "january2/ireadthatblackholeseatstars.html", "Title" => "i read that black holes eat stars..." },
    { "Date" => "26/02/04", "URL" => "january2/warning2.html", "Title" => "WARNING: there is a trojan on your computer." },
    { "Date" => "26/02/04", "URL" => "january2/mylifeisaflower.html", "Title" => "my life is a flower" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/04", "URL" => "january2/imaybestupidbutyoureajerk.html", "Title" => "i may be stupid, but you're a jerk" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/04", "URL" => "january2/helikesit.html", "Title" => "he likes it!" },
    { "Date" => "04/02/04", "URL" => "january2/shutupandyouwillsee.html", "Title" => "shut up and you will see" },
    { "Date" => "04/02/04", "URL" => "january2/idontlikeyourdirtytouch.html", "Title" => "i don't like your dirty touch" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/04", "URL" => "january2/pleaseforgivemeif.html", "Title" => "please forgive me if i take you for granted" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/04", "URL" => "january2/and.html", "Title" => "and...?" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/04", "URL" => "january2/weallcantbewinners.html", "Title" => "we all can't be winners" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/04", "URL" => "january2/theeggmeansbusiness.html", "Title" => "the egg means business" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/04", "URL" => "january2/whenwillyouletgo.html", "Title" => "when will you let go?" },
    { "Date" => "13/01/04", "URL" => "january2/mybloodisalldrained.html", "Title" => "my blood is all drained" },
    { "Date" => "13/01/04", "URL" => "january2/igotanewprinter.html", "Title" => "i got a new printer!" },
    { "Date" => "08/01/04", "URL" => "january2/ithinkillgoforawalk.html", "Title" => "i think i'll go for a walk" },
    { "Date" => "08/01/04", "URL" => "january2/aaaaaaarrg.html", "Title" => "aaaaaaarrg" },
    { "Date" => "08/01/04", "URL" => "january2/theendoftheinternet.html", "Title" => "the end of the internet" },
    { "Date" => "07/01/04", "URL" => "january2/youthinkyou.html", "Title" => "You think you've got it all figured out... figure this out." },
    { "Date" => "07/01/04", "URL" => "january2/mycatistoofat.html", "Title" => "my cat is too fat" },
    { "Date" => "10/12/03", "URL" => "january2/awesome.html", "Title" => "awesome" },
    { "Date" => "10/12/03", "URL" => "january2/whyareyousosad.html", "Title" => "why are you so sad?" },
    { "Date" => "09/12/03", "URL" => "january2/ihatetime.html", "Title" => "i hate time" },
    { "Date" => "09/12/03", "URL" => "january2/themoonisyellingatme.html", "Title" => "the moon is yelling at me" },
    { "Date" => "09/12/03", "URL" => "january2/bemyspecialone.html", "Title" => "be my special one" },
    { "Date" => "05/12/03", "URL" => "january2/myhandshurt.html", "Title" => "my hands hurt" },
    { "Date" => "05/12/03", "URL" => "january2/areyouhappynow.html", "Title" => "are you happy now?" },
    { "Date" => "05/12/03", "URL" => "january2/thankyouforfeedingme.html", "Title" => "thank you for feeding me" },
    { "Date" => "04/12/03", "URL" => "january2/allonmyown.html", "Title" => "all on my own" },
    { "Date" => "04/12/03", "URL" => "january2/sometimesimnotsureicare.html", "Title" => "sometimes, i'm not sure i care" },
    { "Date" => "04/12/03", "URL" => "january2/theywillneverknowwhoireallyam.html", "Title" => "they will never know who i really am" },
    { "Date" => "03/12/03", "URL" => "january2/byebyelittleone.html", "Title" => "bye bye, little one" },
    { "Date" => "03/12/03", "URL" => "january2/heyoops.html", "Title" => "hey, oops..." },
    { "Date" => "03/12/03", "URL" => "january2/wheredidigo.html", "Title" => "where did i go?" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/03", "URL" => "january2/onetimeireallyletgo.html", "Title" => "one time i really let go" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/03", "URL" => "january2/whereareyou.html", "Title" => "where are you" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/03", "URL" => "january2/yourtimewillcome.html", "Title" => "your time will come" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/03", "URL" => "january2/iwokeuptoanightmare.html", "Title" => "i woke up to a nightmare" },
    { "Date" => "04/11/03", "URL" => "january2/whereiendyoubegin.html", "Title" => "where i end, you begin" },
    { "Date" => "04/11/03", "URL" => "january2/youknowineverusedtocry.html", "Title" => "you know, i never used to cry" },
    { "Date" => "31/10/03", "URL" => "january2/iwishicouldfly.html", "Title" => "i wish i could fly" },
    { "Date" => "31/10/03", "URL" => "january2/itdidnthavetoendthisway.html", "Title" => "it didn't have to end this way" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/03", "URL" => "january2/whatiswrongwithme2.html", "Title" => "what is wrong with me?" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/03", "URL" => "january2/dontbescared.html", "Title" => "don't be scared" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/03", "URL" => "january2/pleasedontdothat.html", "Title" => "please don't do that" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/03", "URL" => "january2/itsjustanillusion.html", "Title" => "it's just an illusion" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/03", "URL" => "january2/wereallgonnadie.html", "Title" => "were all gonna die" },
    { "Date" => "03/10/03", "URL" => "january2/ihaveloveforyou.html", "Title" => "i have love for you" },
    { "Date" => "03/10/03", "URL" => "january2/imlisteningtosadsongs.html", "Title" => "i'm listening to sad songs" },
    { "Date" => "02/10/03", "URL" => "january2/ihatehowyouvechanged.html", "Title" => "i hate how you've changed" },
    { "Date" => "02/10/03", "URL" => "january2/icantseeanybetter.html", "Title" => "i can't see any better" },
    { "Date" => "02/10/03", "URL" => "january2/happyvalentinesday.html", "Title" => "happy valentine's day" },
    { "Date" => "01/10/03", "URL" => "january2/lazypeopplewillstarve.html", "Title" => "lazy people will starve" },
    { "Date" => "01/10/03", "URL" => "january2/iusedtolikethingslikethat.html", "Title" => "i used to like things like that" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/03", "URL" => "january2/neverreallygottohold.html", "Title" => "never really got to hold on to you" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/03", "URL" => "january2/imsogladyoulikemybirds.html", "Title" => "i'm so glad you like my birds" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/03", "URL" => "january2/ilikethismusic.html", "Title" => "i like this music" },
    { "Date" => "22/09/03", "URL" => "january2/icomputeredit2.html", "Title" => "i computered it" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/03", "URL" => "january2/howdidthisgetinmyeye.html", "Title" => "how did this get my eye" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/03", "URL" => "january2/iusedtobeangry.html", "Title" => "i used to be angry" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/03", "URL" => "january2/thestuffdreamsaremadeof.html", "Title" => "the stuff dreams are made of" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/03", "URL" => "january2/theantknowstoomuch.html", "Title" => "the ant knows too much" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/03", "URL" => "january2/itisonlyastring.html", "Title" => "it is only a string" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/03", "URL" => "january2/whycantisitinthechair.html", "Title" => "why can't i sit in the chair" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/03", "URL" => "january2/ohmanihatethatmountain2.html", "Title" => "oh man, i hate that mountain" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/03", "URL" => "january2/noonewilleverkno.html", "Title" => "no one will ever know what i am up to" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/03", "URL" => "january2/dontinterruptmew.html", "Title" => "don't interrupt me when i am at the machine!" },
    { "Date" => "05/08/03", "URL" => "january2/heyyouoffmycloud.html", "Title" => "hey you, off my cloud" },
    { "Date" => "05/08/03", "URL" => "january2/isthisreallyallthereis.html", "Title" => "is this really all there is?" },
    { "Date" => "05/08/03", "URL" => "january2/myelectricheart.html", "Title" => "my electric heart" },
    { "Date" => "05/08/03", "URL" => "january2/wouldyouliketobuythis.html", "Title" => "would you like to buy this?" },
    { "Date" => "05/08/03", "URL" => "january2/donteatthatbanana.html", "Title" => "don't eat that banana" },
    { "Date" => "05/08/03", "URL" => "january2/ihatemyself.html", "Title" => "i hate myself" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/03", "URL" => "january2/andwhatifido.html", "Title" => "an what if i do?" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/03", "URL" => "january2/hedecidednottogobac.html", "Title" => "he decided not to go back there anymore" },
    { "Date" => "04/08/03", "URL" => "january2/bugsinajar.html", "Title" => "bugs in a jar" },
    { "Date" => "01/08/03", "URL" => "january2/welcometomyworld2.html", "Title" => "welcome to my world" },
    { "Date" => "01/08/03", "URL" => "january2/yourenotfunnyanymore.html", "Title" => "you're not funny any more" },
    { "Date" => "01/08/03", "URL" => "january2/hedidworry.html", "Title" => "he did worry" },
    { "Date" => "30/07/03", "URL" => "january2/letsdance.html", "Title" => "let's dance" },
    { "Date" => "30/07/03", "URL" => "january2/iamanicecube.html", "Title" => "i'm an ice cube" },
    { "Date" => "30/07/03", "URL" => "january2/theysaidiwasbrilliant.html", "Title" => "they said i was brilliant" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/03", "URL" => "january2/thatisit_b.html", "Title" => "that is it" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/03", "URL" => "january2/justtouchmeonce.html", "Title" => "just touch me once" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/03", "URL" => "january2/illbegoneforthreedays.html", "Title" => "i'll be gone for three days" },
    { "Date" => "10/07/03", "URL" => "january2/iwishicouldforget.html", "Title" => "i wish i could forget" },
    { "Date" => "10/07/03", "URL" => "january2/thehungryghost_b.html", "Title" => "the hungry ghost" },
    { "Date" => "10/07/03", "URL" => "january2/someoneisgivingmethe.html", "Title" => "someone is giving me the evil eye" },
    { "Date" => "09/07/03", "URL" => "january2/ifonlyicouldreachthem.html", "Title" => "if only i could reach them" },
    { "Date" => "09/07/03", "URL" => "january2/andthenitcametome.html", "Title" => "and then it came to me" },
    { "Date" => "09/07/03", "URL" => "january2/isthatreallyme.html", "Title" => "is that really me?" },
    { "Date" => "09/07/03", "URL" => "january2/ineverexpectedthis_2.html", "Title" => "i never expected THIS!" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/03", "URL" => "january2/allyouneedislove.html", "Title" => "all you need is love" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/03", "URL" => "january2/heneverwastoosmart.html", "Title" => "he never was too smart" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/03", "URL" => "january2/maybeitwasneverhere2.html", "Title" => "maybe it was never here" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/03", "URL" => "january2/itsdifferentthaniexpected.html", "Title" => "its different than i expected..." },
    { "Date" => "23/05/03", "URL" => "january2/whatthehellareyoudoing.html", "Title" => "what the hell are you doing!!" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/03", "URL" => "january2/itwasastrangeplacetobe2.html", "Title" => "it was a strange place to be" },
    { "Date" => "23/05/03", "URL" => "january2/dontbescaredyoucantrustme.html", "Title" => "don't be scared, you can trust me" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/03", "URL" => "january2/nothingthere.html", "Title" => "nothing there" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/03", "URL" => "january2/howdoialwayswakeuphere.html", "Title" => "how do i always wake up here?" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/03", "URL" => "january2/therewereshapesintheclouds.html", "Title" => "there were shapes in the clouds" },
    { "Date" => "21/05/03", "URL" => "january2/redsweater.html", "Title" => "red sweater" },
    { "Date" => "21/05/03", "URL" => "january2/youdontwanttoseethis.html", "Title" => "you don't want to see this" },
    { "Date" => "21/05/03", "URL" => "january2/allweareisdustinthewind.html", "Title" => "all we are, is dust in the wind" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/03", "URL" => "january2/goodbye.html", "Title" => "goodbye" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/03", "URL" => "january2/itsbeensolongsincei.html", "Title" => "it's been so long since i last saw you" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/03", "URL" => "january2/goforward.html", "Title" => "go forward" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/03", "URL" => "january2/whatareyoudoinghere.html", "Title" => "what are you doing here?" },
    { "Date" => "24/04/03", "URL" => "january2/hetouchedme.html", "Title" => "he touched me, and i was never the same again" },
    { "Date" => "24/04/03", "URL" => "january2/itsbetterwhenwecooperate.html", "Title" => "it is better when we cooperate" },
    { "Date" => "24/04/03", "URL" => "january2/shakeitdontbreakit.html", "Title" => "shake it don't break it" },
    { "Date" => "24/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ilovewhen.html", "Title" => "i love when i wake up and you are beside me" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/03", "URL" => "january2/goodmorning.html", "Title" => "good morning" },
    { "Date" => "14/04/03", "URL" => "january2/yourecute.html", "Title" => "you're cute" },
    { "Date" => "10/04/03", "URL" => "january2/coulditryabiteofthat.html", "Title" => "could i try a bite of that?" },
    { "Date" => "10/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ineedtoknowificantrustyou.html", "Title" => "i need to know if i can trust you" },
    { "Date" => "10/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ilovedyouatthewrongtimes.html", "Title" => "i loved you at all the wrong times" },
    { "Date" => "10/04/03", "URL" => "january2/spacetothink.html", "Title" => "i think i need some space to think" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ithinkitistimeformeto.html", "Title" => "i think it is time for me to forget about you" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/03", "URL" => "january2/icameheretofindoutwho.html", "Title" => "i came here to find out who you are" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ifyoubeliveinsomething.html", "Title" => "if you believe in something long enough you will ruin it" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/03", "URL" => "january2/nottoday.html", "Title" => "not today" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ilostthestuff.html", "Title" => "i lost the stuff" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/03", "URL" => "january2/ihavenoideawhatiamdoing.html", "Title" => "i have no idea what i am doing" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/03", "URL" => "january2/haveyouseenmytwin.html", "Title" => "have you seen my twin?" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/03", "URL" => "january2/theflowerisattackingme.html", "Title" => "the flower is attacking me!" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/03", "URL" => "january2/itisodd.html", "Title" => "it is odd" },
    { "Date" => "08/04/03", "URL" => "january2/shutupiamworkingon.html", "Title" => "shut up! i am working on the future" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/03", "URL" => "january2/maybenexttime.html", "Title" => "maybe next time" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/03", "URL" => "january2/whatdoesthisbuttondo.html", "Title" => "what does this button do?" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/03", "URL" => "january2/iwantyoutogetoutofmydreams.html", "Title" => "i want you to get out of my dreams" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/03", "URL" => "january2/onedaygodlookeddownandsaid.html", "Title" => "one day god looked down and said" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/03", "URL" => "january2/iwillmakemyown.html", "Title" => "i will make my own" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/03", "URL" => "january2/ithinkiamlost.html", "Title" => "i think i am lost" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/03", "URL" => "january2/andyouarenext.html", "Title" => "and you are next" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/03", "URL" => "january2/theantthatwilltakeovert.html", "Title" => "the ant that will take over the world" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/notassmallasyouthink.html", "Title" => "not as small as you think" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/thatsallthereis.html", "Title" => "that's all there is" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/nowitisourturntoplay.html", "Title" => "now it is our turn to play" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/whatswithyourleg.html", "Title" => "whats with your leg?" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/allineedisforyoutotellmeit.html", "Title" => "all i need is for you to tell me it is ok" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/iamtoogoodforyourworld.html", "Title" => "i am too good for your world" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/thestarsareawake.html", "Title" => "the stars are awake" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/itmightmakeyoufeelbetter.html", "Title" => "it might make you feel better" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/heyyou3.html", "Title" => "HEY YOU!!!" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/areyoubroken.html", "Title" => "are you broken?" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/03", "URL" => "january2/itisawonderfulworld.html", "Title" => "it is a wonderful world" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/03", "URL" => "january2/cantletgo.html", "Title" => "can't let go" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/03", "URL" => "january2/getoutofmyhead.html", "Title" => "get out of my head" },
    { "Date" => "20/02/03", "URL" => "january2/wherethepartyat.html", "Title" => "where the party at?" },
    { "Date" => "20/02/03", "URL" => "january2/ohnothelaundryisdone.html", "Title" => "oh no. the laundry is done!!" },
    { "Date" => "20/02/03", "URL" => "january2/ithinkijustlostmybest.html", "Title" => "i think i just lost my best friend" },
    { "Date" => "20/02/03", "URL" => "january2/igotgas.html", "Title" => "i got gas" },
    { "Date" => "18/02/03", "URL" => "january2/thatssomethingnew.html", "Title" => "that's something new" },
    { "Date" => "18/02/03", "URL" => "january2/iheardthatthegreenstuffwas.html", "Title" => "i heard that the green stuff was evil" },
    { "Date" => "17/02/03", "URL" => "january2/itsawarbot.html", "Title" => "it's a warbot?" },
    { "Date" => "17/02/03", "URL" => "january2/neversleepwalkalone.html", "Title" => "we never sleepwalk alone" },
    { "Date" => "17/02/03", "URL" => "january2/iwillchangeyou.html", "Title" => "i will change you" },
    { "Date" => "06/02/03", "URL" => "january2/nowiamoneofthem1.html", "Title" => "now i am one of them" },
    { "Date" => "06/02/03", "URL" => "january2/reachforthesky.html", "Title" => "reach for the sky" },
    { "Date" => "06/02/03", "URL" => "january2/therewasnothingicoulddo.html", "Title" => "there was nothing i could do" },
    { "Date" => "06/02/03", "URL" => "january2/wrongturn.html", "Title" => "wrong turn" },
    { "Date" => "06/02/03", "URL" => "january2/afishinwater.html", "Title" => "a fish in water" },
    { "Date" => "06/02/03", "URL" => "january2/thoughtsomedaisies.html", "Title" => "i thought some daisies would cheer you up" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/03", "URL" => "january2/thedaytheworldwentaway.html", "Title" => "the day the world went away" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/03", "URL" => "january2/paintingarainbow.html", "Title" => "painting a rainbow" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/03", "URL" => "january2/igiveup.html", "Title" => "i give up" },
    { "Date" => "03/02/03", "URL" => "january2/ididntseethecar.html", "Title" => "i didn't see the car" },
    { "Date" => "29/01/03", "URL" => "january2/idonthinkgodlikesmevery.html", "Title" => "i don't think god likes me very much today" },
    { "Date" => "29/01/03", "URL" => "january2/couldyoudrawapictureofbrit.html", "Title" => "could you draw a picture of britney spears picking her nose" },
    { "Date" => "29/01/03", "URL" => "january2/ithinkwedranktoomuch.html", "Title" => "i think we drank too much" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/03", "URL" => "january2/letsbuildamountain.html", "Title" => "lets build a mountain" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/03", "URL" => "january2/maybeifyouturnitthisway.html", "Title" => "maybe if you turn it this way" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/03", "URL" => "january2/whycantiseeyou.html", "Title" => "why can't i see you?" },
    { "Date" => "23/01/03", "URL" => "january2/todayisbetterthanyesterday.html", "Title" => "today is better than yesterday" },
    { "Date" => "17/01/03", "URL" => "january2/illkillyouwithmyknife.html", "Title" => "i'll kill you with my knife!" },
    { "Date" => "17/01/03", "URL" => "january2/wellthatdidntwork.html", "Title" => "well, that didn't work" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/03", "URL" => "january2/itmademesick.html", "Title" => "it made me sick" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/03", "URL" => "january2/sciencedidnotfailme.html", "Title" => "science did not fail me" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/03", "URL" => "january2/findinggod.html", "Title" => "i thought that this is where i would find god" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/03", "URL" => "january2/theonlywayisup2.html", "Title" => "the only way is up" },
    { "Date" => "14/01/03", "URL" => "january2/sometimesijustwanttokill.html", "Title" => "sometimes i just want to kill everyone" },
    { "Date" => "14/01/03", "URL" => "january2/returntosender2.html", "Title" => "return to sender" },
    { "Date" => "10/01/03", "URL" => "january2/iwanttoknowyoumore.html", "Title" => "i want to know you more" },
    { "Date" => "10/01/03", "URL" => "january2/ididnotknow.html", "Title" => "i did not know that you were going to meet me here" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/03", "URL" => "january2/whycantirememberyourname.html", "Title" => "why can't i remember your name?" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/03", "URL" => "january2/imsorryiwasntpayingatt.html", "Title" => "i am sorry i wasn't paying attention" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/03", "URL" => "january2/watchmoretv.html", "Title" => "watch more tv" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/03", "URL" => "january2/sometimesisatyupreallylate.html", "Title" => "sometimes i stay up really late being bored" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/03", "URL" => "january2/neverasbadasitseems.html", "Title" => "it is not as bad as it seems" },
    { "Date" => "31/12/02", "URL" => "january1/whywasilefthere.html", "Title" => "why was i left here?" },
    { "Date" => "31/12/02", "URL" => "january1/itdidnothappen.html", "Title" => "it did not happen" },
    { "Date" => "27/12/02", "URL" => "january1/youllloveittrustme2.html", "Title" => "you'll love it, trust me" },
    { "Date" => "27/12/02", "URL" => "january1/somethingsiforgot.html", "Title" => "somethings i forgot" },
    { "Date" => "27/12/02", "URL" => "january1/neverminditwasntimportant.html", "Title" => "nevermind, it wasn't important" },
    { "Date" => "23/12/02", "URL" => "january1/iwouldbutiwantallofyou.html", "Title" => "i would, but i want all of you" },
    { "Date" => "23/12/02", "URL" => "january1/thesunwillrise.html", "Title" => "the sun will rise" },
    { "Date" => "23/12/02", "URL" => "january1/iamabanana.html", "Title" => "i am a banana" },
    { "Date" => "20/12/02", "URL" => "january1/doyouevergetthefeelingth.html", "Title" => "Do you ever get the feeling that it is over?" },
    { "Date" => "20/12/02", "URL" => "january1/thatshighschoolphysics.html", "Title" => "that's high school physics" },
    { "Date" => "20/12/02", "URL" => "january1/ignorehimheisnotgoodenough.html", "Title" => "ignore him, he is not good enough" },
    { "Date" => "19/12/02", "URL" => "january1/ifitwereworthfixingitwould.html", "Title" => "if it were worth fixing, it wouldn't break" },
    { "Date" => "19/12/02", "URL" => "january1/amiinvisibleyet.html", "Title" => "am i invisible yet?" },
    { "Date" => "18/12/02", "URL" => "january1/canyoujustgivemeaminute.html", "Title" => "can you just give me a minute" },
    { "Date" => "18/12/02", "URL" => "january1/standbyyourside.html", "Title" => "stand by your side" },
    { "Date" => "18/12/02", "URL" => "january1/ithoughtyoulovedmemoretha.html", "Title" => "i thought you loved me more than any thing, and i thought you would come back to me" },
    { "Date" => "17/12/02", "URL" => "january1/imsorryimlost.html", "Title" => "i'm sorry, i'm lost" },
    { "Date" => "17/12/02", "URL" => "january1/heknows.html", "Title" => "he knows" },
    { "Date" => "17/12/02", "URL" => "january1/trustmeiamaprofessional.html", "Title" => "trust me, i am a professional" },
    { "Date" => "02/12/02", "URL" => "january1/holycrap.html", "Title" => "holy crap" },
    { "Date" => "02/12/02", "URL" => "january1/thecheesehasgonemouldy.html", "Title" => "the cheese has gone mouldy" },
    { "Date" => "26/11/02", "URL" => "january1/putthataway.html", "Title" => "put that away" },
    { "Date" => "26/11/02", "URL" => "january1/shedancesforme.html", "Title" => "she dances for me" },
    { "Date" => "18/11/02", "URL" => "january1/countingtozero.html", "Title" => "counting to zero" },
    { "Date" => "18/11/02", "URL" => "january1/ithurts.html", "Title" => "it hurts" },
    { "Date" => "18/11/02", "URL" => "january1/idontknowwhathappened.html", "Title" => "i don't know what happened" },
    { "Date" => "18/11/02", "URL" => "january1/thesearemyfriends.html", "Title" => "these are my friends" },
    { "Date" => "31/10/02", "URL" => "january1/ihavenopants.html", "Title" => "i have no pants" },
    { "Date" => "31/10/02", "URL" => "january1/idontlikethisnewstuff.html", "Title" => "i don't like this new stuff" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/02", "URL" => "january1/youthinktoomuch.html", "Title" => "you think too much" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/02", "URL" => "january1/sorrysnail.html", "Title" => "sorry snail" },
    { "Date" => "29/10/02", "URL" => "january1/iamthemasterevilgenius.html", "Title" => "I am the master evil genius" },
    { "Date" => "29/10/02", "URL" => "january1/nonotthatfinger.html", "Title" => "no, not THAT finger!" },
    { "Date" => "29/10/02", "URL" => "january1/youwillneverknowthetruth.html", "Title" => "you will never know the truth" },
    { "Date" => "28/10/02", "URL" => "january1/italktomyself.html", "Title" => "i talk to myself" },
    { "Date" => "28/10/02", "URL" => "january1/pinkisnotanappropriate.html", "Title" => "pink is not an appropriate color" },
    { "Date" => "28/10/02", "URL" => "january1/whatareyoudoingwithmy.html", "Title" => "what are you doing with my boyfriend?" },
    { "Date" => "27/10/02", "URL" => "january1/mendyourheartwiththethread.html", "Title" => "mend your heart with the thread of love" },
    { "Date" => "27/10/02", "URL" => "january1/idoitbecauseeveryone.html", "Title" => "i do it because everyone says i should" },
    { "Date" => "27/10/02", "URL" => "january1/whywouldyoudrawthat.html", "Title" => "why would you draw that?" },
    { "Date" => "27/10/02", "URL" => "january1/ohthatswhy5.html", "Title" => "oh, that's why" },
    { "Date" => "25/10/02", "URL" => "january1/ihatetechnology.html", "Title" => "i hate technology" },
    { "Date" => "25/10/02", "URL" => "january1/imgladyouremyfriend.html", "Title" => "i'm glad you're my friend" },
    { "Date" => "25/10/02", "URL" => "january1/heroicallytogetherandold.html", "Title" => "heroically, together, and old" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/02", "URL" => "january1/whatiswrongwithme.html", "Title" => "what is wrong with me?" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/02", "URL" => "january1/thefingerofsuspicion.html", "Title" => "the finger of suspicion" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/02", "URL" => "january1/ithinkyourcatisdrunk.html", "Title" => "i think your cat is drunk" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/02", "URL" => "january1/ireallyneedtolearn.html", "Title" => "i really need to learn how to draw, i am the worst ever" },
    { "Date" => "22/10/02", "URL" => "january1/whydoifeelthisway.html", "Title" => "why do i feel this way?" },
    { "Date" => "22/10/02", "URL" => "january1/youaremysunshine2.html", "Title" => "you are my sunshine" },
    { "Date" => "22/10/02", "URL" => "january1/everyoneelseisreallyboring.html", "Title" => "every one else is really boring" },
    { "Date" => "09/10/02", "URL" => "january1/maybeshellcallback2.html", "Title" => "maybe she'll call back" },
    { "Date" => "09/10/02", "URL" => "january1/dogheaven.html", "Title" => "dog heaven" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/02", "URL" => "january1/nothingbettertodo.html", "Title" => "nothing better to do" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/02", "URL" => "january1/itspoopagain.html", "Title" => "it's poop again" },
    { "Date" => "08/10/02", "URL" => "january1/ihavelosttomorrow2.html", "Title" => "i have lost tomorrow" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/02", "URL" => "january1/skatedog.html", "Title" => "skate dog" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/02", "URL" => "january1/heywhendidyougethome.html", "Title" => "hey... when did you get home?" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/02", "URL" => "january1/iambuildingaworldforyou.html", "Title" => "i am building a world for you" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/02", "URL" => "january1/doyoueverfeellikeafruit.html", "Title" => "do you ever feel like a fruit?" },
    { "Date" => "25/09/02", "URL" => "january1/iamamathematician2.html", "Title" => "I am a mathematician" },
    { "Date" => "13/09/02", "URL" => "january1/icantthinkofanything.html", "Title" => "i can't think of anything" },
    { "Date" => "13/09/02", "URL" => "january1/ihatetetris.html", "Title" => "i hate tetris" },
    { "Date" => "13/09/02", "URL" => "january1/lookmanohands.html", "Title" => "look ma no hands!" },
    { "Date" => "12/09/02", "URL" => "january1/ihavemagicpowers.html", "Title" => "I have magic powers!" },
    { "Date" => "12/09/02", "URL" => "january1/makessense.html", "Title" => "makes sense... there's three people here" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/02", "URL" => "january1/iwanttotouchyou.html", "Title" => "i want to touch you" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/02", "URL" => "january1/heylookabigrock.html", "Title" => "Hey look! ...a big rock" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/02", "URL" => "january1/everybreathyoutake.html", "Title" => "every breath you take" },
    { "Date" => "02/09/02", "URL" => "january1/ontopofthehill.html", "Title" => "on top of the hill" },
    { "Date" => "02/09/02", "URL" => "january1/nottodayagain.html", "Title" => "not today again" },
    { "Date" => "22/08/02", "URL" => "january1/thisisntadream3.html", "Title" => "this isn't a dream" },
    { "Date" => "22/08/02", "URL" => "january1/icantremember2.html", "Title" => "i can't remember" },
    { "Date" => "21/08/02", "URL" => "january1/haveawonderfulday.html", "Title" => "have a wonderful day!" },
    { "Date" => "21/08/02", "URL" => "january1/sickpeople.html", "Title" => "sick people" },
    { "Date" => "16/08/02", "URL" => "january1/iwantmypencilback.html", "Title" => "i want my pencil back" },
    { "Date" => "16/08/02", "URL" => "january1/theendofmybeginning.html", "Title" => "the end of my beginning" },
    { "Date" => "16/08/02", "URL" => "january1/itwasanevilkite.html", "Title" => "it was an evil kite" },
    { "Date" => "16/08/02", "URL" => "january1/areyouexpectingsomeone.html", "Title" => "are you expecting someone?" },
    { "Date" => "16/08/02", "URL" => "january1/iamtheruleroftheuniverse.html", "Title" => "I am the ruler of the universe!" },
    { "Date" => "15/08/02", "URL" => "january1/thesestarsareforyou.html", "Title" => "these stars are for you" },
    { "Date" => "15/08/02", "URL" => "january1/sarathinksitscoldinhere2.html", "Title" => "sara thinks it is cold in here" },
    { "Date" => "15/08/02", "URL" => "january1/piratebot.html", "Title" => "Pirate-bot" },
    { "Date" => "13/08/02", "URL" => "january1/smallthoughts.html", "Title" => "small thoughts" },
    { "Date" => "13/08/02", "URL" => "january1/ificouldbeanythingidbea.html", "Title" => "if i could be anything, i'd be a cloud" },
    { "Date" => "13/08/02", "URL" => "january1/icantdoit.html", "Title" => "I can't do it" },
    { "Date" => "13/08/02", "URL" => "january1/ihavenolegs.html", "Title" => "I have no legs" },
    { "Date" => "24/07/02", "URL" => "january1/wecomeinpeace.html", "Title" => "we come in peace" },
    { "Date" => "24/07/02", "URL" => "january1/iwasjustafooltobelieve.html", "Title" => "I was just a fool to believe" },
    { "Date" => "11/07/02", "URL" => "january1/thismustbewhatlovetaste.html", "Title" => "this must be what love tastes like" },
    { "Date" => "11/07/02", "URL" => "january1/ilikebeinghere.html", "Title" => "I like being here" },
    { "Date" => "07/03/02", "URL" => "january1/watchyourfingers.html", "Title" => "watch your fingers." },
    { "Date" => "07/03/02", "URL" => "january1/ahhmyeye.html", "Title" => "ahh, my eye!" },
    { "Date" => "27/06/02", "URL" => "january1/igotanewbird.html", "Title" => "I got a new bird" },
    { "Date" => "27/06/02", "URL" => "january1/whoareyouandwhatareyou.html", "Title" => "who are you and what are you doing?" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/02", "URL" => "january1/itcouldallbesosimple.html", "Title" => "it could all be so simple" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/02", "URL" => "january1/brokenthingstaybroken.html", "Title" => "broken things stay broken" },
    { "Date" => "20/06/02", "URL" => "january1/haveyouseenmyothershoe.html", "Title" => "have you seen my other shoe?" },
    { "Date" => "20/06/02", "URL" => "january1/joeylivesallthewayinpa.html", "Title" => "joey lives all the way in PA" },
    { "Date" => "20/06/02", "URL" => "january1/sheheldmyhand.html", "Title" => "she held my hand" },
    { "Date" => "20/06/02", "URL" => "january1/ipromised.html", "Title" => "I promised myself i wouldn't do this again" },
    { "Date" => "18/06/02", "URL" => "january1/wheredidthisboxcomefrom.html", "Title" => "HEY, where did this box come from?" },
    { "Date" => "18/06/02", "URL" => "january1/itissaferhere.html", "Title" => "why did i leave? it is safer here" },
    { "Date" => "12/06/02", "URL" => "january1/iamnotcrazy.html", "Title" => "I am not crazy" },
    { "Date" => "12/06/02", "URL" => "january1/quitfollowingme.html", "Title" => "quit following me" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/02", "URL" => "january1/whycantimakehimlaugh.html", "Title" => "why can't i make him laugh?" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/02", "URL" => "january1/itsthattimeoftheweekagain.html", "Title" => "it's that time of the week again" },
    { "Date" => "04/06/02", "URL" => "january1/thisisadarkride.html", "Title" => "this is a dark ride" },
    { "Date" => "04/06/02", "URL" => "january1/yourhairiseverywhere2.html", "Title" => "your hair is everywhere" },
    { "Date" => "03/06/02", "URL" => "january1/peterhasonefish.html", "Title" => "Peter has one fish" },
    { "Date" => "03/06/02", "URL" => "january1/damnsumglasses.html", "Title" => "damn sunglasses" },
    { "Date" => "31/05/02", "URL" => "january1/iknewicuttheropetoosoon.html", "Title" => "I knew I cut the rope too soon" },
    { "Date" => "31/05/02", "URL" => "january1/howyoudoin.html", "Title" => "how you doin?" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/02", "URL" => "january1/knowingfear2.html", "Title" => "knowing fear" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/02", "URL" => "january1/evilmen5.html", "Title" => "thank god I saved you from those evil men" },
    { "Date" => "28/05/02", "URL" => "january1/waitingforhelp2.html", "Title" => "waiting for help..." },
    { "Date" => "28/05/02", "URL" => "january1/ihavefoundher2.html", "Title" => "I have found her" },
    { "Date" => "27/05/02", "URL" => "january1/wewillbealonetonight.html", "Title" => "we will be alone tonight" },
    { "Date" => "27/05/02", "URL" => "january1/twopiecesofstring2.html", "Title" => "I think i need two pieces of string" },
    { "Date" => "13/05/02", "URL" => "january1/andiveseenwhatitcando3b.html", "Title" => "and I've seen what it can do" },
    { "Date" => "13/05/02", "URL" => "january1/welcomeback2.html", "Title" => "welcome back" },
    { "Date" => "13/05/02", "URL" => "january1/waitingforrain2.html", "Title" => "waiting for rain" },
    { "Date" => "03/05/02", "URL" => "january1/myfriendsaregoingtosave.html", "Title" => "My friends are going to save the world" },
    { "Date" => "03/05/02", "URL" => "january1/thatissofake.html", "Title" => "That's so fake!" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/02", "URL" => "january1/soverytired.html", "Title" => "so very tired" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/02", "URL" => "january1/iamnotafraid5.html", "Title" => "I'm not afraid" },
    { "Date" => "30/04/02", "URL" => "january1/youwillnevercomeback2.html", "Title" => "you will never come back" },
    { "Date" => "30/04/02", "URL" => "january1/thisholeivedugisminefor.html", "Title" => "This hole I've dug is mine forever" },
    { "Date" => "25/04/02", "URL" => "january1/welcomehome.html", "Title" => "welcome home!" },
    { "Date" => "25/04/02", "URL" => "january1/thecitycouldnotstop.html", "Title" => "city could not stop" },
    { "Date" => "25/04/02", "URL" => "january1/wewillbewatching.html", "Title" => "we will be watching" },
    { "Date" => "24/04/02", "URL" => "january1/lookouthoney.html", "Title" => "look out, honey!" },
    { "Date" => "24/04/02", "URL" => "january1/oohthatsit2.html", "Title" => "ooh that's it!" },
    { "Date" => "23/04/02", "URL" => "january1/hasitbeen1yearalready2.html", "Title" => "has it been one year already?" },
    { "Date" => "23/04/02", "URL" => "january1/underneathitall.html", "Title" => "underneath it all" },
    { "Date" => "22/04/02", "URL" => "january1/lookingforhappy.html", "Title" => "looking for happy" },
    { "Date" => "22/04/02", "URL" => "january1/bewareofgod.html", "Title" => "beware of god" },
    { "Date" => "22/04/02", "URL" => "january1/iamaspecialfish.html", "Title" => "I am a special fish" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/02", "URL" => "january1/redismyfavorite.html", "Title" => "red is my favorite color" },
    { "Date" => "11/04/02", "URL" => "january1/herecomestheargument.html", "Title" => "here comes the argument" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/02", "URL" => "january1/triumphofstpid.html", "Title" => "the triumph of stupid" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/02", "URL" => "january1/lookatthestars.html", "Title" => "look at the stars" },
    { "Date" => "09/04/02", "URL" => "january1/wearenaked.html", "Title" => "we are naked" },
    { "Date" => "05/04/02", "URL" => "january1/shadowsilence.html", "Title" => "stand shadowless like silence" },
    { "Date" => "05/04/02", "URL" => "january1/idontcare.html", "Title" => "I don't care" },
    { "Date" => "05/04/02", "URL" => "january1/ambiguity.html", "Title" => "ambiguities are all we have" },
    { "Date" => "04/04/02", "URL" => "january1/itstartedtohappen.html", "Title" => "it started to happen" },
    { "Date" => "04/04/02", "URL" => "january1/brightcolors.html", "Title" => "I love bright colors!" },
    { "Date" => "04/04/02", "URL" => "january1/imadethisforyou.html", "Title" => "I made this for you" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/02", "URL" => "january1/makein3minutes.html", "Title" => "You'll never make it in three minutes" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/02", "URL" => "january1/dannyismyfriend.html", "Title" => "Danny is my friend" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/02", "URL" => "january1/iamtv.html", "Title" => "I AM TV" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/imflying.html", "Title" => "I am flying" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/whywontgoaway.html", "Title" => "Why won't it go away?!" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/neverenough.html", "Title" => "I never have enough" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/fullofenergy.html", "Title" => "He was just bursting with energy" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/thisismygoal.html", "Title" => "this is my goal" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/whitesound.html", "Title" => "the white sound in my head" },
    { "Date" => "29/03/02", "URL" => "january1/rockscanbenice.html", "Title" => "rocks can be nice too" },
    { "Date" => "27/03/02", "URL" => "january1/whatthehellisthat.html", "Title" => "what the hell is that?" },
    { "Date" => "27/03/02", "URL" => "january1/usedtobeone.html", "Title" => "once we were one" },
    { "Date" => "27/03/02", "URL" => "january1/iwillsurvive.html", "Title" => "I will survive" },
    { "Date" => "26/03/02", "URL" => "january1/isitforme.html", "Title" => "is it for me?" },
    { "Date" => "26/03/02", "URL" => "january1/fullofbeans.html", "Title" => "you're full of beans" },
    { "Date" => "26/03/02", "URL" => "january1/thejungle.html", "Title" => "welcome to the jungle" },
    { "Date" => "21/03/02", "URL" => "january1/almostalive.html", "Title" => "i heard that we were almost alive" },
    { "Date" => "21/03/02", "URL" => "january1/buzzbuzzbuzz.html", "Title" => "buzz buzz buzz" },
    { "Date" => "21/03/02", "URL" => "january1/homesickagain.html", "Title" => "i am getting homesick again" },
    { "Date" => "18/03/02", "URL" => "january1/gooutside.html", "Title" => "i need to go outside" },
    { "Date" => "18/03/02", "URL" => "january1/iknewilost.html", "Title" => "i knew i had lost" },
    { "Date" => "18/03/02", "URL" => "january1/whatawonderfulday.html", "Title" => "what a wonderful day" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/02", "URL" => "january1/itusedtowork.html", "Title" => "it used to work" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/02", "URL" => "january1/comingdownforus.html", "Title" => "He is coming down for us" },
    { "Date" => "15/03/02", "URL" => "january1/letsgoinhere.html", "Title" => "lets go in here" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/02", "URL" => "january1/heystupidputmedown.html", "Title" => "hey stupid, put me down" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/02", "URL" => "january1/ilikehotdogs.html", "Title" => "I like hot dogs" },
    { "Date" => "13/03/02", "URL" => "january1/strangeinbrain.html", "Title" => "there's something strange in my brain" },
    { "Date" => "12/03/02", "URL" => "january1/yourightiamleave.html", "Title" => "you are right. I am leaving" },
    { "Date" => "12/03/02", "URL" => "january1/facinateredlight.html", "Title" => "i'm fascinated by red lights" },
    { "Date" => "12/03/02", "URL" => "january1/iguessitdoesnotstop.html", "Title" => "I guess it does not stop" },
    { "Date" => "11/03/02", "URL" => "january1/everythingyouknow.html", "Title" => "every thing you know is wrong" },
    { "Date" => "11/03/02", "URL" => "january1/wefoughtforourc.html", "Title" => "we fought for our country" },
    { "Date" => "11/03/02", "URL" => "january1/deadeyes.html", "Title" => "dead eyes" },
    { "Date" => "11/03/02", "URL" => "january1/thoughtyouwerehelp.html", "Title" => "i thought you were going to help me" },
    { "Date" => "05/03/02", "URL" => "january1/iwasinacage.html", "Title" => "i did not realize i was in a cage" },
    { "Date" => "05/03/02", "URL" => "january1/somethingsicantletyoudo.html", "Title" => "there are some things i can not let you do" },
    { "Date" => "05/03/02", "URL" => "january1/lookinout.html", "Title" => "Look out!" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/02", "URL" => "january1/stupidwords.html", "Title" => "stupid words" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/02", "URL" => "january1/overhere.html", "Title" => "over here" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/02", "URL" => "january1/itwasnice.html", "Title" => "it was nice" },
    { "Date" => "13/02/02", "URL" => "january1/heardaboutmon.html", "Title" => "i heard about the monsters out there" },
    { "Date" => "13/02/02", "URL" => "january1/andnowwhat.html", "Title" => "now what?!" },
    { "Date" => "13/02/02", "URL" => "january1/leavewithoutme.html", "Title" => "I heard you wanted to leave without me" },
    { "Date" => "13/02/02", "URL" => "january1/ithoughtsheknew.html", "Title" => "I though she knew I was joking" },
    { "Date" => "12/02/02", "URL" => "january1/youacceptmeasiam.html", "Title" => "you accept me as I am" },
    { "Date" => "12/02/02", "URL" => "january1/werntthinkinglove.html", "Title" => "we were not thinking about love" },
    { "Date" => "12/02/02", "URL" => "january1/whatdyoufeedme.html", "Title" => "what did you feed me?" },
    { "Date" => "12/02/02", "URL" => "january1/andreweatsanapple.html", "Title" => "Andrew eats an apple" },
    { "Date" => "12/02/02", "URL" => "january1/togoout.html", "Title" => "we have to go out" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/ohum.html", "Title" => "oh um" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/letshavesomefun.html", "Title" => "lets have some fun" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/theoneinthefarback.html", "Title" => "the one in the far back" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/ihatefish.html", "Title" => "i hate fish" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/somethinginside.html", "Title" => "something inside me" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/amazing.html", "Title" => "it's amazing" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/understandwhere.html", "Title" => "understand where you are" },
    { "Date" => "11/02/02", "URL" => "january1/waitforfuture.html", "Title" => "Wait for the future" },
    { "Date" => "07/01/02", "URL" => "january1/hurryitisbackon.html", "Title" => "Hurry, it is back on" },
    { "Date" => "07/01/02", "URL" => "january1/whatsnext.html", "Title" => "what's next?" },
    { "Date" => "03/01/02", "URL" => "january1/nonono.html", "Title" => "no no no" },
    { "Date" => "03/01/02", "URL" => "january1/sicksicksick.html", "Title" => "sick sick sick" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/02", "URL" => "january1/rainbowsgo.html", "Title" => "Where did all the rainbows go?" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/02", "URL" => "january1/brotherwatching.html", "Title" => "what the hell is my brother watching?" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/02", "URL" => "january1/sofar.html", "Title" => "so far from where i want to be" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/02", "URL" => "january1/brownshirt.html", "Title" => "i love your brown shirt" },
    { "Date" => "02/01/02", "URL" => "january1/shesupergirl.html", "Title" => "She's supergirl" },
    { "Date" => "01/01/02", "URL" => "january1/super.html", "Title" => "we were not sure" },	
    { "Date" => "01/01/02", "URL" => "january1/specialtea.html", "Title" => "did you have some of the special tea?" },
    { "Date" => "01/01/02", "URL" => "january1/openwindow.html", "Title" => "If it was true, someone left through the open window" },
    { "Date" => "01/01/02", "URL" => "january1/hegotbig.html", "Title" => "he got big" },
    { "Date" => "01/01/02", "URL" => "january1/knowinside.html", "Title" => "and you don't know what is inside" },
    { "Date" => "05/11/01", "URL" => "august6/only2days.html", "Title" => "kicking myself cause we only had two days" },
    { "Date" => "05/11/01", "URL" => "august6/greenbutton.html", "Title" => "green button" },
    { "Date" => "28/11/01", "URL" => "august6/justgreat.html", "Title" => "great, that's just great" },
    { "Date" => "28/11/01", "URL" => "august6/showthistohim.html", "Title" => "I will never show this to him" },
    { "Date" => "28/11/01", "URL" => "august6/whycantdance.html", "Title" => "Why can't I dance?" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/01", "URL" => "august6/waitingforcandy.html", "Title" => "waiting for candy" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/01", "URL" => "august6/evilfoot.html", "Title" => "There's EVIL a foot!" },
    { "Date" => "07/11/01", "URL" => "august6/yourshadow.html", "Title" => "I'll be your shadow" },
    { "Date" => "05/11/01", "URL" => "august6/ontv.html", "Title" => "They want to see me on TV" },
    { "Date" => "05/11/01", "URL" => "august6/thingsshine.html", "Title" => "things that shine" },
    { "Date" => "05/11/01", "URL" => "august6/sunshine.html", "Title" => "where is my sunshine?" },
    { "Date" => "05/11/01", "URL" => "august6/ohnowater.html", "Title" => "oh no! water!" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/01", "URL" => "august6/waitinggod.html", "Title" => "waiting for god" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/01", "URL" => "august6/whystop.html", "Title" => "why stop there" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/01", "URL" => "august6/gofcukyour.html", "Title" => "go fcuk yourself" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/01", "URL" => "august6/iwantyouto.html", "Title" => "i want you to leave" },
    { "Date" => "30/10/01", "URL" => "august6/amazingbirds.html", "Title" => "amazing birds" },
    { "Date" => "29/10/01", "URL" => "august6/blah.html", "Title" => "blah" },
    { "Date" => "29/10/01", "URL" => "august6/fallintofood.html", "Title" => "When in doubt, fall into food." },
    { "Date" => "29/10/01", "URL" => "august6/boreburden.html", "Title" => "boredom´s not a burden anyone should bear" },
    { "Date" => "17/10/01", "URL" => "august6/temphappy.html", "Title" => "temporary happiness" },
    { "Date" => "17/10/01", "URL" => "august6/knowwhathewant.html", "Title" => "i did not know what he wanted" },
    { "Date" => "17/10/01", "URL" => "august6/decicions.html", "Title" => "stupid decisions" },
    { "Date" => "12/10/01", "URL" => "august6/worryabout.html", "Title" => "every day i worry about something" },
    { "Date" => "12/10/01", "URL" => "august6/wheresmyambition.html", "Title" => "where's my ambition gone?" },
    { "Date" => "12/10/01", "URL" => "august6/computersknow.html", "Title" => "i sure hope those computers know something i don't know" },
    { "Date" => "12/10/01", "URL" => "august6/fuckit.html", "Title" => "oh, fuck it." },
    { "Date" => "07/10/01", "URL" => "august6/intheend.html", "Title" => "it will all work out in the end" },
    { "Date" => "07/10/01", "URL" => "august6/haveacookie.html", "Title" => "have a cookie" },
    { "Date" => "07/10/01", "URL" => "august6/lessthanthree.html", "Title" => "less than three." },
    { "Date" => "06/10/01", "URL" => "august6/gladyouarehere.html", "Title" => "glad you are here" },
    { "Date" => "06/10/01", "URL" => "august6/thoughticould.html", "Title" => "i thought i could" },
    { "Date" => "06/10/01", "URL" => "august6/loveinabox.html", "Title" => "i found love in a box" },
    { "Date" => "05/10/01", "URL" => "august6/talkingpillows.html", "Title" => "talking pillows" },
    { "Date" => "05/10/01", "URL" => "august6/dancingpillows.html", "Title" => "dancing pillows" },
    { "Date" => "05/10/01", "URL" => "august6/workyoungman.html", "Title" => "you need to get to work, young man" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/aroundthecorner.html", "Title" => "around the corner" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/letgo.html", "Title" => "I don't know how to ask him to let go" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/doctorscureme.html", "Title" => "Doctors don't want to cure me" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/shouldgotobed.html", "Title" => "Should go to bed" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/hewentaway.html", "Title" => "It took a while to notice that he went away" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/feelbetter.html", "Title" => "I wanted to make you feel better" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/heisourhero.html", "Title" => "He is our hero" },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/believeme.html", "Title" => "I told you not to believe in me." },
    { "Date" => "19/09/01", "URL" => "august6/changedeverthing.html", "Title" => "something we did changed everything" },
    { "Date" => "18/09/01", "URL" => "august6/justabox.html", "Title" => "yesterday it was just a box" },
    { "Date" => "18/09/01", "URL" => "august6/outofthewoods.html", "Title" => "I didn't understand until I got out of the woods" },
    { "Date" => "18/09/01", "URL" => "august6/onlythingleft.html", "Title" => "This is the only thing i have left" },
    { "Date" => "18/09/01", "URL" => "august6/madesense.html", "Title" => "It made sense to us at the time" },
    { "Date" => "18/09/01", "URL" => "august6/sithere.html", "Title" => "right now I just want to sit here" },
    { "Date" => "11/09/01", "URL" => "august6/nofun.html", "Title" => "stopped the fun" },
    { "Date" => "11/09/01", "URL" => "august6/everyday.html", "Title" => "Ever had to deal with someone you hate everyday, sucks doesn't it?" },
    { "Date" => "11/09/01", "URL" => "august6/iwouldwrite.html", "Title" => "He wanted to write, but something held him back . . ." },
    { "Date" => "11/09/01", "URL" => "august6/trainsgoby.html", "Title" => "trains go by" },
    { "Date" => "11/09/01", "URL" => "august6/pathofdarknes.html", "Title" => "I love you, but I have chosen the path of darkness" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/seetheangel.html", "Title" => "Do you see the angel?" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/menlive.html", "Title" => "All men die, not all men really live" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/stupidwall.html", "Title" => "stoopid wall" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/wrongme.html", "Title" => "you're asking the wrong me" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/goingwell.html", "Title" => "Just when things we're going so well..." },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/firstmeeting.html", "Title" => "our first meeting" },
    { "Date" => "10/09/01", "URL" => "august6/simplysmile.html", "Title" => "... almost as though until i feel that i can do justice to what i'm sharing, i'd rather simply smile and share the fact that i had a great time and enjoyed the presence of people i love." },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "august6/andthenwe.html", "Title" => "...and then we made out" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "august6/isirritating.html", "Title" => "Your happiness is irritating me" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "august6/bettertime.html", "Title" => "i hope you have a better time than i did" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "august6/wronggod.html", "Title" => "We found the wrong god" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "august6/fallingstars.html", "Title" => "Falling Stars" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "august6/drinkmore.html", "Title" => "need to drink more?" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "august6/suckstobeyou.html", "Title" => "Sucks To Be You" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "august6/badthings.html", "Title" => "why bad things taste so good?" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "august6/inmyhead.html", "Title" => "The answer is in my head..." },
    { "Date" => "07/08/01", "URL" => "august6/comewithus.html", "Title" => "come with us" },
    { "Date" => "07/08/01", "URL" => "august6/rememberthis.html", "Title" => "i suppose you aren't going to remember this" },
    { "Date" => "07/08/01", "URL" => "august6/gettingcrowded.html", "Title" => "thanks, it was getting crowded" },
    { "Date" => "07/08/01", "URL" => "august6/lookstupid.html", "Title" => "Hey look over there stupid!" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/01", "URL" => "august6/dontexist.html", "Title" => "It's a Good Thing I Don't Exist" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/01", "URL" => "august6/keepingreal.html", "Title" => "I am keeping it real" },
    { "Date" => "06/08/01", "URL" => "august6/afterthis.html", "Title" => "after this is over..." },
    { "Date" => "02/08/01", "URL" => "june7/takepictures.html", "Title" => "take pictures" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/01", "URL" => "june7/startalife.html", "Title" => "quit your job, start a life" },
    { "Date" => "02/08/01", "URL" => "june7/insideme.html", "Title" => "Maybe i shouldn't be awake right now." },
    { "Date" => "01/08/01", "URL" => "june7/keepgoing.html", "Title" => "Keep going till you die." },
    { "Date" => "01/08/01", "URL" => "june7/pickingflowers.html", "Title" => "picking flowers" },
    { "Date" => "01/08/01", "URL" => "june7/complicated.html", "Title" => "Why does it have to be so complicated?" },
    { "Date" => "01/08/01", "URL" => "june7/nobodycares.html", "Title" => "nobody cares" },
    { "Date" => "01/08/01", "URL" => "june7/touchingme.html", "Title" => "I can still feel you touching me." },
    { "Date" => "30/07/01", "URL" => "june7/vampirewish.html", "Title" => "i wish i was a vampire" },
    { "Date" => "30/07/01", "URL" => "june7/failtohumor.html", "Title" => "I fail to see the humor in it." },
    { "Date" => "19/07/01", "URL" => "june7/20minutes.html", "Title" => "i stopped listening to you 20 minutes ago" },
    { "Date" => "19/07/01", "URL" => "june7/blueisblue.html", "Title" => "Blue is blue." },
    { "Date" => "19/07/01", "URL" => "june7/sonlearns.html", "Title" => "Son, if there's one thing I've learned in this world it's that the most frustrated people in the world are those who know they're stupid, but keep trying anyway." },
    { "Date" => "19/07/01", "URL" => "june7/touchme.html", "Title" => "touch me and die." },
    { "Date" => "19/07/01", "URL" => "june7/lovedme.html", "Title" => "but you loved me yesterday!" },
    { "Date" => "19/07/01", "URL" => "june7/meaningfulwork.html", "Title" => "meaningful work" },
    { "Date" => "18/07/01", "URL" => "june7/getoutofbox.html", "Title" => "i can never get out of my box." },
    { "Date" => "18/07/01", "URL" => "june7/pinklollipop.html", "Title" => "pink lollipop" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/01", "URL" => "june7/causetrouble.html", "Title" => "It will get us into trouble" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/01", "URL" => "june7/staringsun.html", "Title" => "staring at the sun" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/01", "URL" => "june7/lullaby.html", "Title" => "Lullaby" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/howdoyou.html", "Title" => "How do you do it?" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/itriedtohold.html", "Title" => "I tried to hold on" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/somethingisunder.html", "Title" => "something is understood" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/stupidplanet.html", "Title" => "One day in the Universe" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/butterflysinmy.html", "Title" => "Butterflys in my stomach" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/coffeeme.html", "Title" => "My relationship with coffee" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/shouldnofcalle.html", "Title" => "Maybe I should not have called" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/followinto.html", "Title" => "Following you into the dark" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/itchanges.html", "Title" => "It changes" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/seeingdiffernt.html", "Title" => "seeing differently" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/lifebetter.html", "Title" => "Making life better" },
    { "Date" => "15/07/01", "URL" => "june7/boatsgoby.html", "Title" => "The boats always go by" },
    { "Date" => "02/07/01", "URL" => "june7/cryinginside.html", "Title" => "Right now, I'm crying inside." },
    { "Date" => "02/07/01", "URL" => "june7/sometimeswrong.html", "Title" => "i admit sometimes i am wrong" },
    { "Date" => "02/07/01", "URL" => "june7/brokeit.html", "Title" => "i think i broke it" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/whosentyou.html", "Title" => "who sent you?" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/needbeer.html", "Title" => "NEED BEER" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/stoppretend.html", "Title" => "Stop pretending" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/gthisswell.html", "Title" => "God this is swell" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/sentflowers.html", "Title" => "Awwww, you sent me flowers" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/lifejustis.html", "Title" => "Life just is..." },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/ratherbeflying.html", "Title" => "I'D RATHER BE FLYING!!!!..." },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/inamerica.html", "Title" => "in America you can be free" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/justbefriends.html", "Title" => "why can't we be friends!" },
    { "Date" => "28/06/01", "URL" => "june7/minidrama.html", "Title" => "Time for a Mini-Drama" },
    { "Date" => "27/06/01", "URL" => "june7/evilair.html", "Title" => "Evil is in the air" },
    { "Date" => "27/06/01", "URL" => "june7/pyramid.html", "Title" => "this is not a pyramid scheme" },
    { "Date" => "27/06/01", "URL" => "june7/birdsofourown.html", "Title" => "birds of our own" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/01", "URL" => "june7/inmystomach.html", "Title" => "if the universe is everything, and the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/01", "URL" => "june7/mending.html", "Title" => "mending our relationship" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/01", "URL" => "june7/mymother.html", "Title" => "what are you doing with my mother?" },
    { "Date" => "21/06/01", "URL" => "june7/hedeserves.html", "Title" => "he deserves happiness" },
    { "Date" => "21/06/01", "URL" => "june7/psychoroomate.html", "Title" => "what do you do with a psycho roommate?" },
    { "Date" => "21/06/01", "URL" => "june7/takeitliterally.html", "Title" => "never take anything literally" },
    { "Date" => "21/06/01", "URL" => "june7/freeezerfun.html", "Title" => "Later, when we're together." },
    { "Date" => "21/06/01", "URL" => "june7/moneygo.html", "Title" => "where did all my money go?" },
    { "Date" => "20/06/01", "URL" => "june7/watchout.html", "Title" => "Watch out! You might get what you're after." },
    { "Date" => "20/06/01", "URL" => "june7/blablabla.html", "Title" => "bla bla bla bla bla bla" },
    { "Date" => "20/06/01", "URL" => "june7/dancingwithoutlegs.html", "Title" => "dancing without legs" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/01", "URL" => "june7/see.html", "Title" => "you will see" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/01", "URL" => "june7/alwaysshare.html", "Title" => "always share your jelly beans" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/01", "URL" => "june7/huh.html", "Title" => "huh?" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/01", "URL" => "june7/bosshatesme.html", "Title" => "HELP!, my boss hates me" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/01", "URL" => "june7/bosshatesme2.html", "Title" => "HELP!, my boss hates me" },
    { "Date" => "15/06/01", "URL" => "june7/bosshatesme3.html", "Title" => "HELP!, my boss hates me" },
    { "Date" => "13/06/01", "URL" => "june7/perhapsfuture.html", "Title" => "Perhaps sometime in the future." },
    { "Date" => "13/06/01", "URL" => "june7/firstidea.html", "Title" => "sometimes your first idea is not the best" },
    { "Date" => "13/06/01", "URL" => "june7/loveletter.html", "Title" => "what do I make of this letter?" },
    { "Date" => "13/06/01", "URL" => "june7/hugeeyeball.html", "Title" => "I am walking in front of a huge eyeball" },
    { "Date" => "12/06/01", "URL" => "june7/didnthelp.html", "Title" => "the surgery didn't help" },
    { "Date" => "12/06/01", "URL" => "june7/butnotwhy.html", "Title" => "i trust you but i am not sure why" },
    { "Date" => "12/06/01", "URL" => "june7/mycomputer.html", "Title" => "i think my computer is controlling me" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/01", "URL" => "june7/gotlost.html", "Title" => "i got lost" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/01", "URL" => "june7/peoplespets.html", "Title" => "Some people should not be allowed to have pets" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/01", "URL" => "june7/grewapart.html", "Title" => "we grew apart" },
    { "Date" => "08/06/01", "URL" => "june7/notanswer.html", "Title" => "Why do you not answer me" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/flyagain.html", "Title" => "he will fly again" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/inthefuture.html", "Title" => "in the future things will be better" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/hatebirds.html", "Title" => "I hate birds" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/hurtfeel.html", "Title" => "you will not hurt my feelings" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/somethingwrng.html", "Title" => "I feel as if I have done something wrong" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/drugfeelgood.html", "Title" => "Drugs make me feel good" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/evil.html", "Title" => "need more evil" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/duckies.html", "Title" => "I love rubber duckies" },
    { "Date" => "07/06/01", "URL" => "june7/zombie.html", "Title" => "Zombies never were my preference" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "feb26/notafish.html", "Title" => "I AM NOT A FISH!" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "feb26/futuresalad.html", "Title" => "The Salad of the Future" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "feb26/cornercrying.html", "Title" => "and you'll find me, crying, crunched compactly into a ball in the corner of the room all sad and depressed-like" },
    { "Date" => "05/09/01", "URL" => "feb26/somedayjoin.html", "Title" => "someday i will join you" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/01", "URL" => "feb26/holdoniloveyou.html", "Title" => "Hold on, I love you" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/01", "URL" => "feb26/cantinvisible.html", "Title" => "you can't see me, i'm invisible!" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/01", "URL" => "feb26/thinkdrowning.html", "Title" => "I think I am drowning" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/01", "URL" => "feb26/stupidfight.html", "Title" => "we had a stupid fight" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/01", "URL" => "feb26/growback.html", "Title" => "It'll grow back" },
    { "Date" => "05/01/01", "URL" => "feb26/doesnotmatter.html", "Title" => "I heard that it does not matter anymore" },
    { "Date" => "05/01/01", "URL" => "feb26/rightone.html", "Title" => "when will I find the right one?" },
    { "Date" => "05/01/01", "URL" => "feb26/shedidntseeit.html", "Title" => "maybe she didn't see it" },
    { "Date" => "04/26/01", "URL" => "feb26/themessage.html", "Title" => "unexpectedly, despite ignoring it, the message on the sign came true" },
    { "Date" => "04/26/01", "URL" => "feb26/lettingmeknow.html", "Title" => "thanks for letting me know" },
    { "Date" => "04/25/01", "URL" => "feb26/needstolearn.html", "Title" => "He needs to learn" },
    { "Date" => "04/25/01", "URL" => "feb26/getworse.html", "Title" => "This is going to get worse before it gets better." },
    { "Date" => "04/20/01", "URL" => "feb26/indecision.html", "Title" => "it is not about indecision" },
    { "Date" => "04/20/01", "URL" => "feb26/yourrain.html", "Title" => "whats story with your brain boss???" },
    { "Date" => "04/20/01", "URL" => "feb26/goingnowhere.html", "Title" => "going nowhere" },
    { "Date" => "04/17/01", "URL" => "feb26/rocketshipback.html", "Title" => "i want my rocket ship back" },
    { "Date" => "04/17/01", "URL" => "feb26/savingmylove.html", "Title" => "I am saving my love for you" },
    { "Date" => "04/17/01", "URL" => "feb26/scaredanymore.html", "Title" => "I don't want to be sacred anymore" },
    { "Date" => "04/17/01", "URL" => "feb26/feelingcrap.html", "Title" => "I am feeling the crap" },
    { "Date" => "04/16/01", "URL" => "feb26/feelgoodabout.html", "Title" => "Yes, I do feel good about it" },
    { "Date" => "04/16/01", "URL" => "feb26/mineisbigger.html", "Title" => "mine is bigger" },
    { "Date" => "04/16/01", "URL" => "feb26/thinklike.html", "Title" => "things like this always make me uncomforatble" },
    { "Date" => "04/13/01", "URL" => "feb26/thisjob.html", "Title" => "i don't understand my job" },
    { "Date" => "04/13/01", "URL" => "feb26/hearvoices.html", "Title" => "I still hear voices, but at least now they're optimistic" },
    { "Date" => "04/12/01", "URL" => "feb26/neveranything.html", "Title" => "They said i'd never amount to anything" },
    { "Date" => "04/12/01", "URL" => "feb26/thisisspecial.html", "Title" => "i thought this was special." },
    { "Date" => "04/12/01", "URL" => "feb26/moredumb.html", "Title" => "More Dumb Boredom" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "feb26/notahug.html", "Title" => "it was not a hug" },
    { "Date" => "04/09/01", "URL" => "feb26/whenwillgrow.html", "Title" => "when will he grow up?" },
    { "Date" => "04/05/01", "URL" => "feb26/startedtofall.html", "Title" => "she started to fall, and i knew she would never come back" },
    { "Date" => "04/05/01", "URL" => "feb26/understood.html", "Title" => "it was only then that i understood i wasn't alone" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/01", "URL" => "feb26/taskathand.html", "Title" => "I Must Focus On The Task At Hand" },
    { "Date" => "04/01/01", "URL" => "feb26/voicesinmy.html", "Title" => "If only there were an off button for the voices in my head...." },
    { "Date" => "04/03/01", "URL" => "feb26/breakup.html", "Title" => "we had to break up - it just wasn't working" },
    { "Date" => "04/03/01", "URL" => "feb26/oneinbillion.html", "Title" => "you are my one in five billion" },
    { "Date" => "03/05/01", "URL" => "feb26/bluestuff.html", "Title" => "Blue Stuff" },
    { "Date" => "03/05/01", "URL" => "feb26/undersnow.html", "Title" => "The flowers are under the snow" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/01", "URL" => "feb26/besttoy.html", "Title" => "My mother got me the best toy ever." },
    { "Date" => "26/02/01", "URL" => "feb26/fullofevil.html", "Title" => "I had heard that it is full of evil" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/01", "URL" => "feb26/doesntmatter.html", "Title" => "Maybe, it doesn't really matter any more" },    
    { "Date" => "26/02/01", "URL" => "feb26/goodidea.html", "Title" => "I had a good idea a few minutes ago" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/01", "URL" => "feb26/willifall.html", "Title" => "Will I fall?" },
    { "Date" => "26/02/01", "URL" => "feb26/didntlikeher.html", "Title" => "i didn't like her anyway" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/areyoumysoul.html", "Title" => "are you my soul?" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/findyou.html", "Title" => "I am surprised to find you here" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/worstdream.html", "Title" => "It was the beginning of the worst dream I ever had" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/reward.html", "Title" => "the reward was punishment" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/whatiwanted.html", "Title" => "it was just what i wanted" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/listen.html", "Title" => "why don't you listen?" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/sleeplast.html", "Title" => "Yes, but I did not sleep last night" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/spaceship2.html", "Title" => "i was almost there, so i stopped" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/sodifferent.html", "Title" => "it could have been so different...." },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/feelscience.html", "Title" => "You can feel science" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/dancing2.html", "Title" => "somebody to dance with" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/spaceanswer.html", "Title" => "Space is the answer" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/distance.html", "Title" => "love from a distance" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/wakingup.html", "Title" => "I don't remember falling asleep, but I remember waking up" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/needyou.html", "Title" => "i don't think you understand why I need you" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/sendingback.html", "Title" => "unfortunately he had to go back" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/onlyhim.html", "Title" => "He was the only one that could make me feel that way" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/hello.html", "Title" => "Hello" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/futurefriend.html", "Title" => "We will be friends, in the future" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/whatfish.html", "Title" => "I should have been nicer to the fish" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/yourday.html", "Title" => "It's your day" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/youdeserve.html", "Title" => "you get what you deserve" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/singlestep.html", "Title" => "A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/awfuldinner.html", "Title" => "are you what i think you are?" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/scarydark.html", "Title" => "we were both scared of the dark" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/thecliff.html", "Title" => "I'm not a superhero am I?" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/cutloose.html", "Title" => "It was time to cut loose" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/holdtight.html", "Title" => "please don't hold on too tight" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/foundyou.html", "Title" => "Thank god i found you" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/loveyoumore.html", "Title" => "It only makes me love you more" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/gettingwet.html", "Title" => "He was getting wet" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/neverwork.html", "Title" => "I am never going to work again" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/goinghome.html", "Title" => "I am going home" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/wierdstuff.html", "Title" => "i wanted to feel the wierd stuff" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/ahcookies.html", "Title" => "ahh, cookies" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/bestfriend.html", "Title" => "he was my best friend" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/godbless.html", "Title" => "god bless the USA" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/intothefuture.html", "Title" => "we will go into the future together" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/myyoyo.html", "Title" => "my yo-yo" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/enterdark.html", "Title" => "enter into the darkness" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/wentaway.html", "Title" => "the day it went away" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/100years.html", "Title" => "It won't mean a thing in a 100 years" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/boyaint.html", "Title" => "That boy ain't right" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/goonwith.html", "Title" => "you must go on without me" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/godsay.html", "Title" => "what does god say?" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/futurefeels.html", "Title" => "future feels good" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/monstercoffee.html", "Title" => "monster looking for coffee" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/favoritepeople.html", "Title" => "all my favorite people live in this box i look at everyday" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/neverbethe.html", "Title" => "things will never be the same" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/hateguys.html", "Title" => "i hate when guys do that" },
    { "Date" => "15/11/00", "URL" => "november15/knewrobots.html", "Title" => "None of them knew they were robots" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/fightyou.html", "Title" => "we will fight and i will win" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/madlylove.html", "Title" => "Stephie poo, I am still madly in love with you" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/waterbill.html", "Title" => "why is the water bill 48 dollars?" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/lovecross.html", "Title" => "love is complicated.................like a crossword puzzle" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/onlydream.html", "Title" => "only a dream" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/penleak.html", "Title" => "my pen is leaking" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/lotsofmath.html", "Title" => "I'd explain it to you, but there's a lot of math involved." },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/finallygot.html", "Title" => "i finally got across" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/gotafish.html", "Title" => "theres nothing wrong with me, i have a fish" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/specialspark.html", "Title" => "I fear that we have lost that special spark" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/whyarewe.html", "Title" => "why are we here" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/downhill.html", "Title" => "It could only go downhill from here." },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/meettv.html", "Title" => "meet the tv" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/dancetoge.html", "Title" => "we can dance together" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/swallowsoul.html", "Title" => "I'll swallow your soul" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/up.html", "Title" => "which way is up?" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/danger.html", "Title" => "danger? Danger is my middle name" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/leadhell.html", "Title" => "it will lead to hell" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/happyknow.html", "Title" => "if you are happy and you know it clap your hands" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/computerill.html", "Title" => "my computer made me dizzy" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/healthy.html", "Title" => "I'm not sure this is healthy..." },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/hug.html", "Title" => "i just want a hug" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/simplethings.html", "Title" => "where did \"simple things\" go?" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/thanklater.html", "Title" => "you'll thank me for this later" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/trappedair.html", "Title" => "Trapped by Air" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/rockshoe.html", "Title" => "whats this rock doing in my shoe?" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/wastetime.html", "Title" => "Come waste your time with me..." },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/sayilove.html", "Title" => "i just wanted to hear you say \"i love you\"" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/talkingabout.html", "Title" => "I wish you knew what I meant to say." },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/shouldbe.html", "Title" => "its not like it should be" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/stickpeople.html", "Title" => "the stick people of now" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/computertutor.html", "Title" => "My computer is my tutor and my name is Roger Johnson" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/freesi.html", "Title" => "it was free so i took it" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/intelligentcurse.html", "Title" => "sometimes i think my intelligence is a curse" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/wishrock.html", "Title" => "i wish i were a rock" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/hadicecream.html", "Title" => "all i had was ice cream" },
    { "Date" => "24/10/00", "URL" => "october24/wildlife.html", "Title" => "understanding wildlife" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/undrama.html", "Title" => "Is there any unhashed drama between us?" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/loseyou.html", "Title" => "when did I lose you?" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/getthat.html", "Title" => "where did you get that? it looks dangerous." },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/neveralone.html", "Title" => "we were never alone" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/timetells.html", "Title" => "time will tell..." },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/sundaymorn.html", "Title" => "something makes sunday morning awful" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/imsadfor.html", "Title" => "i'm sad for two reasons. you're there. i'm here." },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/goodpie.html", "Title" => "I like pie" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/ifiwasarob.html", "Title" => "I'd do that... If I was a robot" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/afraiddark.html", "Title" => "i am afraid of the dark" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/outside.html", "Title" => "you will never get to know" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/mycookies.html", "Title" => "these are my cookies" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/scareyou.html", "Title" => "does being alive scare you" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/changethe.html", "Title" => "i am going to change the world" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/fulloflove.html", "Title" => "it was full of love" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/tohelp.html", "Title" => "i did not know how to help" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/didtknow.html", "Title" => "things i didn't know" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/readbooks.html", "Title" => "I read books" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/heart.html", "Title" => "after you give your heart away" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/stop.html", "Title" => "stop" },
    { "Date" => "27/09/00", "URL" => "sept27/crazyfish.html", "Title" => "Hey man, fish are Crazy!" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/serious1.html", "Title" => "you can't be serious" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/go1.html", "Title" => "i don't want to go" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/cleaning1.html", "Title" => "cleaning is fun" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/suck1.html", "Title" => "your drawings suck" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/fun.html", "Title" => "i got fun" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/giveup1.html", "Title" => "it does not mean you have to give up" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/cityrain.html", "Title" => "If you live in New York City, or have lived in New York City, then you can understand the bloody rain here" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/couldhave.html", "Title" => "it could have been worse" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/goodasyou1.html", "Title" => "i was never as good as you" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/withme.html", "Title" => "you should not have come out with me" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/repeat.html", "Title" => "it won't leave me alone" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/whatexplode1.html", "Title" => "what explosion" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/stupidcook.html", "Title" => "stupid cookies" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/superhero1.html", "Title" => "i am a superhero" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/godnoth1.html", "Title" => "god is not here" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/flowerdead.html", "Title" => "This flower is dead." },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/newarse1.html", "Title" => "new media - new arse" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/whatsoul1.html", "Title" => "What does my soul taste like?" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/couldbedone1.html", "Title" => "i never realized that could be done" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/secretplace1.html", "Title" => "i was a secret place" },
    { "Date" => "11/08/00", "URL" => "aug11/writingyou1.html", "Title" => "i am writing to tell you it no longer works" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/cheerup.html", "Title" => "cheer up" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/share.html", "Title" => "unfortunately we had to share" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/different.html", "Title" => "suddenly every thing was different" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/balloon.html", "Title" => "my balloon" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/excited.html", "Title" => "i did not say i was excited" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/justpuddle.html", "Title" => "it is just a puddle" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/wishfors.html", "Title" => "Wish for something else..." },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/eatmydust.html", "Title" => "eat my dust" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/iamsafe.html", "Title" => "i am safe" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/boring.html", "Title" => "It's not that you're boring, you're just not interesting" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/amazingchair.html", "Title" => "amazing chair" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/bemyself.html", "Title" => "i didn't want to be special, i just wanted to be myself" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/mathisfun.html", "Title" => "math is fun" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/iloveyou.html", "Title" => "i love you, i love you, i love you" },
    { "Date" => "03/08/00", "URL" => "aug3/godswish.html", "Title" => "god's wish came true" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/lovedme.html", "Title" => "i thought you loved me" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/eatbyhand.html", "Title" => "I eat them by the handful" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/learntofly.html", "Title" => "today i am going to learn to fly" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/looksrain.html", "Title" => "It looks like rain" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/hurtme.html", "Title" => "this is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/nicewndrunk.html", "Title" => "Why are you nicer to me when you're drunk?" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/thatbig.html", "Title" => "it wasnt that big in the catalog" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/makecats.html", "Title" => "make some cats" },
    { "Date" => "25/07/00", "URL" => "july25/quitstaring.html", "Title" => "quit staring at me" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/carshurt.html", "Title" => "Cars couldn't hurt us" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/sameppl.html", "Title" => "i draw the same people over and over again" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/trustme.html", "Title" => "trust me" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/goaway.html", "Title" => "it was easier to tell her to go away" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/forreal.html", "Title" => "ARE YOU FOR REAL?" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/why.html", "Title" => "why" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/nailfoot.html", "Title" => "there's a nail in my foot" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/lookingbug.html", "Title" => "I'm so tired of looking for bugs" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/lemonade.html", "Title" => "must be lemonade" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/disgusting.html", "Title" => "thats disgusting" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/toclose.html", "Title" => "you shouldn't get that close to me" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/wishes.html", "Title" => "I should have wished for more wishes" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/toast2.html", "Title" => "Toast" },
    { "Date" => "17/07/00", "URL" => "july17/coldout.html", "Title" => "it happens when its cold outside" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/drinkthat.html", "Title" => "you shouldn't have drank that." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/howthiswo.html", "Title" => "do you know how this works?" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/nhaddoor.html", "Title" => "I never had a doorway" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/tickles.html", "Title" => "stop, that tickles" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/outtosea.html", "Title" => "out to sea" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/dirtybath.html", "Title" => "i took a bath and came back dirtier" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/morningbet.html", "Title" => "In the morning things will be better" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/missyou.html", "Title" => "Jeg Savner Deg  (i miss you)" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/dumbpeople.html", "Title" => "people are dumb." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/camehome.html", "Title" => "only since you came home" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/hurtsmyarms.html", "Title" => "It hurts when I move my arm like this." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/verylovely.html", "Title" => "we are all so very lovely" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/screwdriver.html", "Title" => "Sometimes I wish I had a screwdriver." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/comedown.html", "Title" => "When will it come down?" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/telephone.html", "Title" => "Telephone wire?" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/carpetfuzz.html", "Title" => "Carpet fuzz. It made me what I am today." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/littlethings.html", "Title" => "It's the little things in life that make me happy." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/thisislove.html", "Title" => "it means i love you." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/foundout.html", "Title" => "Today we found out why." },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/boxrocks.html", "Title" => "box of rocks" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/reachtoes.html", "Title" => "i can finally reach my toes" },
    { "Date" => "05/07/00", "URL" => "julyfive/justdontk.html", "Title" => "I just don't know..." },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/wefoundout.html", "Title" => "we found out on our own" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/summer.html", "Title" => "summer sux" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/jimmy.html", "Title" => "Jimmy, you've been in there almost three hours" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/woods.html", "Title" => "better than being lost in the city" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/tummy.html", "Title" => "my tummy is rumbling" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/pink.html", "Title" => "like my pink underwear?" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/drinkwater.html", "Title" => "he's drinking the water" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/lovecake.html", "Title" => "I love cake!" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/porno.html", "Title" => "it's not that we're opposed to pornography!" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/eatbrains.html", "Title" => "The future's so bright, I gotta eat brains." },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/godsgift.html", "Title" => "god's gift" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/lasttime.html", "Title" => "Last time I did this, it really hurt" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/worksome.html", "Title" => "Many strange people work at my company" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/likehair.html", "Title" => "I like your hair" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/mykeys.html", "Title" => "Where are my keys?" },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/jimmybo.html", "Title" => "And then the boat came and we were saved. Well, we were almost saved. Jimmy ate the boat before we could leave. Then we sank. And well, that's why we're here." },
    { "Date" => "26/06/00", "URL" => "june26/whygreen.html", "Title" => "why is it so green" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/sitdown.html", "Title" => "i wanted to sit down" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/sayslove.html", "Title" => "Nothing says love better." },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/makelove.html", "Title" => "i can make him love me" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/whatbutton.html", "Title" => "And what is this button for?" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/hurthead.html", "Title" => "did you hurt your head?" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/makeone.html", "Title" => "why didn't you make one for me and laura?" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/bigapple.html", "Title" => "the big apple is lovely" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/submarines.html", "Title" => "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/angry.html", "Title" => "he was angry" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/somethings.html", "Title" => "some things are really good" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/foundwater.html", "Title" => "I just found another use for water!" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/sonowwh.html", "Title" => "So, now what do we do?" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/milkhoney.html", "Title" => "although i am not feeling well, i still want to bathe in milk and honey." },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/howbig.html", "Title" => "I wonder how big this gets..." },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/bossgivesh.html", "Title" => "The boss gives him hell when he's mad" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/theend.html", "Title" => "SO THIS IS THE END, HUH?" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/motivation.html", "Title" => "its all a matter of motivation" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/longdis.html", "Title" => "how to keep a long distance relationship" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/manyfrozen.html", "Title" => "many are frozen" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/toaster.html", "Title" => "Toast goes in the toaster" },
    { "Date" => "19/06/00", "URL" => "june19/bannana.html", "Title" => "I have a banana in my ear" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/nosleep.html", "Title" => "i can't get no sleep" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/wifes.html", "Title" => "my wife's out of town" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/needs.html", "Title" => "we all have needs" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/backref.html", "Title" => "The backreference \\n, where n is a single digit, matches the substring previously matched by the nth parenthesized subexpression of the regular expression." },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/petercopy.html", "Title" => "peter and the copy machine" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/littleone.html", "Title" => "don't worry, little one, this will only hurt for a second" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/findgod.html", "Title" => "I heard I could find God here" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/feelinside.html", "Title" => "It's all about how you feel inside" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/nothere.html", "Title" => "i'm not really here" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/forever.html", "Title" => "sometimes I think about forever" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/myfire.html", "Title" => "You are my fire" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/deadphone.html", "Title" => "dead people can't use phones" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/craziness.html", "Title" => "so, you're the reason for all this craziness" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/smallatom.html", "Title" => "We almost never destroy anything smaller than an atom." },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/godgrape.html", "Title" => "God was a Grapefruit..." },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/haterain.html", "Title" => "I hate it when it rains!" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/gotonetoo.html", "Title" => "Hey, you got one too!" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/hadnightma.html", "Title" => "i've had nightmares about this" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/keepsecret.html", "Title" => "keep this one a secret bob" },
    { "Date" => "11/06/00", "URL" => "june11/makevampire.html", "Title" => "Is that how they make vampires?" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/oopsidid.html", "Title" => "Oops, I did it again!" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/newlife.html", "Title" => "find a new form of life" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/huffing.html", "Title" => "huffing the whipped cream at work is fun" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/ajinte.html", "Title" => "Aj, inte där Sixten..." },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/fingeronit.html", "Title" => "he couldn't quite put his finger on it" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/dontask.html", "Title" => "Don't even ask!" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/onlyblood.html", "Title" => "do not worry it's only my blood" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/isawmom.html", "Title" => "I saw mom and dad last night" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/firsttime.html", "Title" => "its my first time... i'm nervous..." },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/newtv.html", "Title" => "I should have bought that new TV" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/whatshoes.html", "Title" => "What's in your shoes?" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/crooked.html", "Title" => "it's crooked dear" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/fellasleep.html", "Title" => "he fell asleep in my car" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/diesoon.html", "Title" => "if only i had died sooner." },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/stapler.html", "Title" => "What else do you expect me to do with a stapler?" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/spoonspo.html", "Title" => "spoon you|spoon me" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/labor.html", "Title" => "Micah could go into labor at any second!" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/sarahsmil.html", "Title" => "make sarah smile" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/suckblood.html", "Title" => "I want to suck your blood" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/itsstuck.html", "Title" => "Oh no, it's stuck in the elevator door." },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/hatemons.html", "Title" => "i hate monsters" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/something.html", "Title" => "give me something to cry about" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/bothsilen.html", "Title" => "suddenly, we were both silent." },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/sobig.html", "Title" => "it was so big i didnt see it" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/opened.html", "Title" => "i opened my heart and there she was" },
    { "Date" => "05/06/00", "URL" => "junefive/notenough.html", "Title" => "there's not enough for you" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/whatthehe.html", "Title" => "what the hell is floating in my coffee" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/romanticf.html", "Title" => "i want to be a romantic failure" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/mycookie.html", "Title" => "my cookie fell" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/icantbeli.html", "Title" => "Oh, shit! i cant beleive it fell off." },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/window.html", "Title" => "it all started when someone left the window open" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/itsnotabug.html", "Title" => "\"It's not a bug - it's a feature.\"" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/ilisten.html", "Title" => "I listen to records all night long" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/holdita.html", "Title" => "hold it against me" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/udontget.html", "Title" => "you just don't get it" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/ilikethings.html", "Title" => "i like things too" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/itsnotcool.html", "Title" => "its not cool steve" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/nopoint.html", "Title" => "Wow, I wish this picture had a point." },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/patofme.html", "Title" => "part of me died yesturday" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/badlogic.html", "Title" => "Lets use bad logic and drink motor oil" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/ifoundgod.html", "Title" => "i found god in myself" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/coffeeisgo.html", "Title" => "Coffee is good." },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/whyaremyb.html", "Title" => "why my balls are so big." },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/jessicathr.html", "Title" => "Jessica thwarts my attempts at self sufficiency" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/sharpglass.html", "Title" => "i can't find a sharp peice of glass" },
    { "Date" => "29/05/00", "URL" => "maytwonine/isthislove.html", "Title" => "is this love? that i'm feeling?" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/wishiwash.html", "Title" => "i wish i was home" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/painters.html", "Title" => "A Painter's Guide To Drowning" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/itsallabou.html", "Title" => "it is all about love" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/norightt.html", "Title" => "no right turn" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/watchout.html", "Title" => "Watch out, it bites" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/shefellas.html", "Title" => "She fell asleep just at the good part" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/iwishidi.html", "Title" => "i wish i didnt put my girlfriend on fire" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/timeflows.html", "Title" => "time flows much more slowly this way" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/donttrustv.html", "Title" => "Dont trust vampires they are known to lie." },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/domadscien.html", "Title" => "Do mad scientist feel pain?" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/iamunconf.html", "Title" => "i am uncomfortable in this relationship" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/idontthinkt.html", "Title" => "I Don't think that should be there" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/iwishihadm.html", "Title" => "i wish i had money" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/heythatsmy.html", "Title" => "Hey, that's my book" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/arethoser.html", "Title" => "are those real?" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/soupisgood.html", "Title" => "soup is good food" },
    { "Date" => "22/05/00", "URL" => "maytwotwo/idecided.html", "Title" => "i decided it was best to leave" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/savethechi.html", "Title" => "save the children" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/isitnexto.html", "Title" => "I sit next to the guy who writes computer programs all day." },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/angerwo.html", "Title" => "Anger without enthusiasm" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/whaticanth.html", "Title" => "what? i can't hear you?" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/howdoita.html", "Title" => "how do I talk to her" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/tryitnow.html", "Title" => "try it now" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/ownmedicine.html", "Title" => "Try some of your own medicine" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/doyouthink.html", "Title" => "do you think i could squeeze in?" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/shesaididid.html", "Title" => "she said i didn't make her happy anymore" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/slitwrists.html", "Title" => "So I was thinking of slitting my wrists the other day..." },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/whoneeds.html", "Title" => "who needs legs?" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/poopyisgod.html", "Title" => "poopey is good for food" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/givingyour.html", "Title" => "giving out your phone number to random guys while were on a date is fairly uncool." },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/whoinvented.html", "Title" => "who invented roses?" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/shedontcare.html", "Title" => "she don't care no more" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/igotdrunk.html", "Title" => "igot drunk to waited" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/ihavetostop.html", "Title" => "i have to stop doing that." },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/butthepacket.html", "Title" => "...but the packet said for thirty minutes..." },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/letsneverput.html", "Title" => "Lets never put that on your head again." },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/iwritecomp.html", "Title" => "I write computer programs all day" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/whydidyou.html", "Title" => "why did you wait so long?" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/diestupid.html", "Title" => "Die Stupid" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/toforget.html", "Title" => "to forget is the sweetest joy one cannot remember" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/frindislove.html", "Title" => "friendship is love without wings, so say the french" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/spitting.html", "Title" => "spitting image" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/iloveyou.html", "Title" => "i love you today" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/youcanthurt.html", "Title" => "you can't hurt me i am invunerable" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/williamstop.html", "Title" => "william! Stop eating your little sister" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/fallingdown.html", "Title" => "Falling down the stairs to save time" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/butwillyou.html", "Title" => "But will she do me?" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/ifieverfind.html", "Title" => "if i ever find my way off this strange planet" },
    { "Date" => "14/05/00", "URL" => "mayfourteen/imafraidthe.html", "Title" => "I'm afraid the entrance requirements aren't what they were." },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/sexisabrain.html", "Title" => "sex is a brain thing" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/wheneverhe.html", "Title" => "Whenever He was in town, they knew it would all start again" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/tookpictures.html", "Title" => "who took my pictures of me? you did." },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/justwhatthe.html", "Title" => "just what the fuck d'you think you're doing?" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/wasthatyour.html", "Title" => "Oh, was that your heart. I appologize." },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/prettygirl.html", "Title" => "why do all the pretty girls keep breaking in half?" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/doesshesw.html", "Title" => "does she swallow?" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/doyoulike.html", "Title" => "Do you like liquid?" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/iwantedto.html", "Title" => "i wanted to change" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/whydoyou.html", "Title" => "why do you keep cutting off my arm" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/wearenot.html", "Title" => "we are not afraid" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/supperwas.html", "Title" => "supper was super" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/noidonte.html", "Title" => "no, i don't know, either" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/ourflowers.html", "Title" => "our flowers" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/stoptalking.html", "Title" => "This is how I make them stop talking" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/deadgivea.html", "Title" => "dead giveaway" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/howarethe.html", "Title" => "how are they doing that?" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/theonlyway.html", "Title" => "the only way out is to go so far in" },
    { "Date" => "08/05/00", "URL" => "mayeight/datingco.html", "Title" => "Dating Co Workers is fun! Tasty too." },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/aboutmy.html", "Title" => "about my shoe" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/hehurthi.html", "Title" => "he hurt his leg" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/ilookaliv.html", "Title" => "i look alive but i'm dying inside" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/whathappe.html", "Title" => "what happens when you flush the toilet?" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/backwhen.html", "Title" => "Back when I was younger..." },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/mypotato.html", "Title" => "My life as a potato" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/imadehim.html", "Title" => "i made him explode" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/humansw.html", "Title" => "Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill." },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/seperate.html", "Title" => "separate together" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/helikeswh.html", "Title" => "he likes what you did" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/idontthink.html", "Title" => "i don't think mom likes me anymore,now that she's got her new dishwasher" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/musicfor.html", "Title" => "Music For Pleasure" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/cantshee.html", "Title" => "Can't she just see the panda?" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/iwannab.html", "Title" => "i wanna be sedated" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/ihavecan.html", "Title" => "i have candy" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/abandon.html", "Title" => "abandoners that abandon" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/ifeelnak.html", "Title" => "I FEEL NAKED WITHOUT MY WATCH" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/thegirli.html", "Title" => "the girl in my bed hates me" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/asandwi.html", "Title" => "a sandwich just isn't a sandwich" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/happybir.html", "Title" => "happy birthday" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/whereslo.html", "Title" => "where's louie?" },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/ifyoudon.html", "Title" => "If you don't talk to her, you can't sleep with her." },
    { "Date" => "01/05/00", "URL" => "mayfirst/youguys.html", "Title" => "you guys keep me holdin on" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "marchapril/domybaby.html", "Title" => "do you like my baby?" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "marchapril/apples.html", "Title" => "apples" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "marchapril/boyandcat.html", "Title" => "a boy and his cat" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "marchapril/itssunday.html", "Title" => "is sunday 4 am and I'm drunk" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "marchapril/itsbad.html", "Title" => "it is bad" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "marchapril/whydoi.html", "Title" => "Why do I try and dismantle a girl that was never assembled in the first place" },
    { "Date" => "01/04/00", "URL" => "three6/something.html", "Title" => "i drew something for you" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/youshould.html", "Title" => "You really should try this, it's wonderful for your back." },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/thebenefits.html", "Title" => "the benefits of living in a mostly gay navy submarine" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/itsbeen.html", "Title" => "it's been sixteen years..." },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/igotfood.html", "Title" => "i've got food in my bottom" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/ijustwant.html", "Title" => "i just wanted to cut my nails" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/dontpiss.html", "Title" => "\"Don't piss on my head and then tell me it's raining gold!\"" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/itisdeterm.html", "Title" => "It is determined by a complicated point system that will measure loss, pain and suffering, and takes three to six months to calculate." },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/whatstheca.html", "Title" => "what's the capital of prussia?" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/justgiveme.html", "Title" => "just give me somethin' pink" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/schoolgirl.html", "Title" => "schoolgirl blues" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/noihaven.html", "Title" => "No, I have not been huffing gasoline." },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/somebody.html", "Title" => "somebody call an ambience!" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/wrongidea.html", "Title" => "wrong idea" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/fingers.html", "Title" => "fingers to fingers" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/feelinga.html", "Title" => "feeling a little convertable" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/drinkingf.html", "Title" => "drinking fountain" },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/idontknow.html", "Title" => "I don't know... I plugged a many of women at Mardi Gras... I don't know..." },
    { "Date" => "06/03/00", "URL" => "three6/isinsanity.html", "Title" => "\"Is insanity just a really great way of managing expectations?\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/epoch.html", "Title" => "epoch eclipse" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/howdyou.html", "Title" => "\"How'd you like to see my new watch?\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/anyonewan.html", "Title" => "\"Anyone want to see my balls?\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/melancoly.html", "Title" => "melancholy, baby." },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/youneedto.html", "Title" => "\"You need to Shower after you do that\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/ihateit.html", "Title" => "I hate when the soap gets this small." },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/themishave.html", "Title" => "The monkey is having a bad day." },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/pushthis.html", "Title" => "Push this button in case anything happens." },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/whatistha.html", "Title" => "What's that smell?" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/itwasjust.html", "Title" => "It was just a wallet,he said. I said, Where's the fucking gun?" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/canijustge.html", "Title" => "can i just get in there a second? If you're not going to eat that, I will!" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/mispace.html", "Title" => "\"monkeys in rocket cars juggling tangelos\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/hrdinc.html", "Title" => "Human Resources Development, Inc." },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/hewhirls.html", "Title" => "He whirls his glock and spiel around to the ladies like a dirty, run-away hose that's been stuck in the mud at a trailer park" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/ijustcant.html", "Title" => "\"I just can't take you seriously...please return my biscuits\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/copsdoca.html", "Title" => "cops do cavity searches? then why the hell have i been going to the dentist?" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/hahayouone.html", "Title" => "Ha Ha you one funny chick!" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/weareglkad.html", "Title" => "\"We are glad you were born.\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/apocalips.html", "Title" => "Apocalips" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/suddenly.html", "Title" => "\"Suddenly Kermit realized what the library was REALLY for.\"" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/thatslikedan.html", "Title" => "That's like Dancing to architecture" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/ijustdont.html", "Title" => "I just don't understand my computer and my computer doesn't understand me" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/whatsthedif.html", "Title" => "what's the difference between an orange" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/ticklemy.html", "Title" => "Tickle my Psyche." },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/ifoundsom.html", "Title" => "I found some negus on my shoe" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/thematemy.html", "Title" => "The monkeys ate my bus pass" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/talkingissex.html", "Title" => "Talking is sexy, Talking while fucking is sexier" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/miltshuma.html", "Title" => "and then Milt Schumar built a castle in the sand" },
    { "Date" => "28/02/00", "URL" => "two28/yousurly.html", "Title" => "\"You surely deserve the name 'Beefalow Queen'\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/itslikeia.html", "Title" => "Its like I always say, \"If the shit don't fit, make it fit.\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/mrsadab.html", "Title" => "\"Ms. Ada Barry, meet the Surcharge Board of Appeals of the Division of Insurance\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/yourfull.html", "Title" => "you're full of water" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/doyoumind.html", "Title" => "do you mind if i sit on your glass eye?" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/forgetfra.html", "Title" => "\"Forget France. The French can be annoying. Come to Greece. We're nicer.\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/senddown.html", "Title" => "send down the rope i can't hold it any longer" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/notrightbut.html", "Title" => "not right but wrong in a good way" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/whateverha.html", "Title" => "Whatever happened to a girlfriend? The kind of chick who makes love 'cuz she's in it?" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/whatwill.html", "Title" => "What will roadrunner Ralph do upon his retirement?" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/eventoomuch.html", "Title" => "Even too much wine is not enough." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/finallywhen.html", "Title" => "Finally, when I least expected it, the Ex-Lax kicked in!" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/myeyebrow.html", "Title" => "\"my eyebrow is eating my face\"?" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/bestchair.html", "Title" => "best chair i ever had was the chair i had in 'nam." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/itsthemarch.html", "Title" => "IT'S THE MARCH OF THE GAY PARADE" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/myfriendif.html", "Title" => "My friend if we pull this off, our cookie will become a death cookie for anyone who opposes our holy work." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/sixcharac.html", "Title" => "Six Characters in Search of an Author" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/harvards.html", "Title" => "\"Harvard's team may fight 'til the end but Yale will win.\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/igotmypez.html", "Title" => "I got my pez disensor a new head!" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/makeme.html", "Title" => "Make Me a Home" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/wonder.html", "Title" => "Wonder twin powers activate, form of..." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/andnoone.html", "Title" => "\"And no one saw the thief.\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/caitlinsh.html", "Title" => "caitlin shut the hell up!" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/momwhen.html", "Title" => "\"MOM, when did you get home?\"" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/welikebad.html", "Title" => "we like bad handling" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/thesegerms.html", "Title" => "these germs are the best" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/weneedev.html", "Title" => "we need everything" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/icouldntf.html", "Title" => "i couldn't find her heart" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/heyboydid.html", "Title" => "hey boy, did you get me my cheese wiz?" },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/thedead.html", "Title" => "the dead don't die." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/iwouldsmi.html", "Title" => "i would smile........if only my tooth wasn't such a bloody mess." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/iliketoli.html", "Title" => "i like to light firecrackers in my mouth and then spit them out right before they blow up." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/somemush.html", "Title" => "some mushrooms approach." },
    { "Date" => "21/02/00", "URL" => "two21/isthatar.html", "Title" => "Is that a rancid piece of meat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/isentasp.html", "Title" => "I sent a spider out to look for cookies" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/horsecock.html", "Title" => "HORSE COCK DEMANDS SATISFACTION!!!!" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/isthatyour.html", "Title" => "\"Is that your final answer?\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/everyonec.html", "Title" => "everyone cover their ears" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/andithought.html", "Title" => "\"...and i thought they smelled bad on the outside\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/neverwas.html", "Title" => "never was a cornflake girl" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/didyouhear.html", "Title" => "\"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/butisitnon.html", "Title" => "but is it non-dairy?" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/wereallyne.html", "Title" => "we really need some new pillows around here." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/nicotine.html", "Title" => "nicotine changed my life" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/iknowthisboy.html", "Title" => "i know this boy. he has anti-matter for a voice." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/lastnight.html", "Title" => "last night i dreamt i peed on your socks" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/itstoopain.html", "Title" => "\"It's too painful to smile\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/aoneway.html", "Title" => "\"A one-way road that ends in disaster\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/amihall.html", "Title" => "\"Am I hallucinating or is that Bob Hope doing a triple axle?\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/shitdems.html", "Title" => "Shit, dem's good varmints." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/silkyk.html", "Title" => "Silky, K-Money and Alien become video game tycoons." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/nohishead.html", "Title" => "\"No. His head was there last time I saw him.\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/shenever.html", "Title" => "She never really liked my strombollie" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/icewebs.html", "Title" => "ice webs" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/bankshot.html", "Title" => "bankshot joe" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/pleaseex.html", "Title" => "\"Please excuse the interruption.\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/whyhas.html", "Title" => "\"why has everything been taken away from me?\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/thehuman.html", "Title" => "the human parts are not compatible with ours. plus, they're not very durable." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/thenews.html", "Title" => "the news says it raining in New York" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/itsureis.html", "Title" => "\"It sure is convenient that you're flexible\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/whatshould.html", "Title" => "\"What should I do today.....work in a homeless shelter, or have some beer and potato chips?\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/ahhhilost.html", "Title" => "ahhh! I Lost my tampax!!" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/wearesci.html", "Title" => "we are scientists." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/cansomeo.html", "Title" => "Can someone please tell me why I must read \"The Wealth and Poverty of Nations?\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/shewillne.html", "Title" => "she'll never figure it out." },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/thecurly.html", "Title" => "\"the curly haired coffee goddess\"" },
    { "Date" => "14/02/00", "URL" => "two4teen/welikethe.html", "Title" => "we like the boys with the bulletproof vests." },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/iamnotcom.html", "Title" => "I am not comfortable, anywhere." },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/icantfind.html", "Title" => "I can't find any insomniacs" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/candyisdel.html", "Title" => "candy is delicious" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/rulebritan.html", "Title" => "Rule Britannia, britannia rules the waves!" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/whenwillthe.html", "Title" => "when will the torment be over?!" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/fudgemellon.html", "Title" => "fudge melon pack" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/nicotine.html", "Title" => "nicotine and gravy. [her left eye is lazy]" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/gimmie.html", "Title" => "\"gimmie now, please\"" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/icouldnthel.html", "Title" => "I couldn't help but wonder why that strange little man was scratching my left butt cheek?" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/monkey.html", "Title" => "monkey" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/whatshape.html", "Title" => "whatshape am i today" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/thequick.html", "Title" => "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy monkey." },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/sothisguy.html", "Title" => "\"So, this guy walks into a bar...\"" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/mycompany.html", "Title" => "My company just layed me off but they gave me a coupon for all the shrimp I can eat!" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/youbethe.html", "Title" => "you be the active ingredient and i'll be the inert material" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/dontdraw.html", "Title" => "don't draw the red robot" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/icantgo.html", "Title" => "I can't go. The pig's stuck again." },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/angela.html", "Title" => "Angela Sung stole my beagle with a giant cross dressing robot!" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/ihadaturt.html", "Title" => "i had a turtle named rover. he died." },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/uterheart.html", "Title" => "uterheart" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/shortcut.html", "Title" => "shortcut to my ass" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/imethim.html", "Title" => "i met him at a rave" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/damnlines.html", "Title" => "Damn These Lines" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/idlikesomeone.html", "Title" => "i'd like someone to care whether i come home or not" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/itonlyhurts.html", "Title" => "it only hurts when you look at it" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/lookatme.html", "Title" => "Look at me in my clamdiggers!" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/skyscraper.html", "Title" => "mmm... skyscraper, i love you" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/stupidpeop.html", "Title" => "Stupid people are very annoying." },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/myprof.html", "Title" => "My professor is secretly a bug" },
    { "Date" => "08/02/00", "URL" => "twoeight/virgina.html", "Title" => "Virginia is the source of all evil" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/myleft.html", "Title" => "my left leg is not getting enough blood" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/donteat.html", "Title" => "don't eat that" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/monshower.html", "Title" => "My monster walked in on me in the shower" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/neadab52.html", "Title" => "\"sometimes i think i need b52\"" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/wheniget.html", "Title" => "\"when i get this way, i need your eyes to guide me through\"" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/hell.html", "Title" => "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/iamarobot.html", "Title" => "i am a robot. i eat hair. hair makes me be a robot" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/bornina.html", "Title" => "born in a coal mine" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/theworld.html", "Title" => "the world is covered with snail slime" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/atoaddoes.html", "Title" => "A Toad Does Not Run at Noonday for Nothing" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/ouchmy.html", "Title" => "ouch my pussy" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/imfat.html", "Title" => "I think i'm getting fat. I think I like it." },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/becauseit.html", "Title" => "because it feels real" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/welovecor.html", "Title" => "we love corporations, don't we?" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/akamikaze.html", "Title" => "A kamikaze attack from the rabbit hutch" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/imthinkin.html", "Title" => "i'm thinkin' in my mind" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/soyourem.html", "Title" => "So, you remember Patrick Swayze accurately" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/mypetmouse.html", "Title" => "my pet mouse ran away and my doctor found him up my butt" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/threeweeks.html", "Title" => "After three weeks with no vacuuming, the dust kitties attacked!" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/hello.html", "Title" => "Hello, My name is Collin" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/ilikemy.html", "Title" => "I like my men brown." },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/catsdogs.html", "Title" => "cats, dogs, and a mayonaise jar" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/iwish.html", "Title" => "i wish my pubic hair wasn't so out of control" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/lustybob.html", "Title" => "Lusty Bob Strikes Again." },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/haveyouhad.html", "Title" => "Have you had a shocker lately?" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/8out0f10.html", "Title" => "eight out of ten women" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/toospent.html", "Title" => "too spent to make a wish" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/paddleme.html", "Title" => "paddle me a river" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/eatingeat.html", "Title" => "eating eating" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/igotthe.html", "Title" => "i got the critical algorhythm" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/mojowork.html", "Title" => "have you worked your mojo?" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/demon.html", "Title" => "have you found the demon key?" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/ifyouonly.html", "Title" => "...if You only knew the things I did while You were taking a nap..." },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/onedown.html", "Title" => "one down and a hundred to go" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/yougot.html", "Title" => "you got a rip in your couch" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/myhamster.html", "Title" => "MY HAMSTER USED TO LOVE ME, BUT SHE DIED." },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/jesuswe.html", "Title" => "jesus, we're all on speed!" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/twenty4.html", "Title" => "twentyfourseven" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/mytears.html", "Title" => "my tears froze" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/weshared.html", "Title" => "we shared the chips" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/justremb.html", "Title" => "-just remember you're unique... like everyone else." },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/iditch.html", "Title" => "i'd itch my scratch but i'd be embarrassed" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/fourmiles.html", "Title" => "four miles wide" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/asmall.html", "Title" => "ooooooh a small little trincket!!! mine all mine" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/falling.html", "Title" => "falling from the great blue sky" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/youwould.html", "Title" => "you wouldn't talk to me like that if i was \"El Presidente!\"" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/sexonthe.html", "Title" => "sex on the city" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/menwithout.html", "Title" => "men without shirts" },
    { "Date" => "01/02/00", "URL" => "twoone/nosubject.html", "Title" => "no subject" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/menand.html", "Title" => "men and their babies" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/everytime.html", "Title" => "every time i eat vegetables, it makes me think of you" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/itsget.html", "Title" => "it's getting to be that there ain't no reason to pay for sex no more" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/ohyouare.html", "Title" => "oh you are a big one aren't you" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/wheniwear.html", "Title" => "when i wear my helmet, the macaroni tastes better" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/tango.html", "Title" => "tango daughter" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/gettingma.html", "Title" => "getting macho in the basement with my barbies" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/poopon.html", "Title" => "Poop on you all,you evil doers!!DIE!!" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/daddywhy.html", "Title" => "daddy, why do monkeys throw their shit?" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/imissyou.html", "Title" => "I miss you, Now I gotta kiss you" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/roasting.html", "Title" => "Roasting weenies over that campfire in the sky" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/isgood.html", "Title" => "It's good, clean fun for good, clean children." },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/okstop.html", "Title" => "ok, stop. this isn't my life!" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/horses.html", "Title" => "Horses having sex!" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/monkeys.html", "Title" => "monkeys have tails" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/howare.html", "Title" => "how are your things doing?" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/theairlock.html", "Title" => "the airlock trapped my robot" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/makinglov.html", "Title" => "making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/itshard.html", "Title" => "it's hard, when you don't feel like you should" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/itoldthe.html", "Title" => "\"I told the bitch, 'Stop picking at that!' Then I smacked her.\"" },
    { "Date" => "24/01/00", "URL" => "one24/ijustwant.html", "Title" => "I just want you, only you!!" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/iwant.html", "Title" => "i want everything" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/stopit.html", "Title" => "STOP IT !! OH FUCKING STOP IT !!!" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/poop.html", "Title" => "Poop from outerspace!!" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/hesgoing.html", "Title" => "He's going to destroy anybody who gets in his way" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/mywrists.html", "Title" => "I can't, my wrists hurt" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/itraded.html", "Title" => "i traded my soul to a girl for boardwalk in a game of monopoly" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/awonton.html", "Title" => "a wonton diner on every table" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/williev.html", "Title" => "will i ever love again?" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/nonotmy.html", "Title" => "no not my leg" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/hesaidhe.html", "Title" => "he said he was an adult, but I knew better" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/iblacked.html", "Title" => "i blacked out at 106 dover street" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/7donuts.html", "Title" => "7 donuts around my waist" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/wasitlove.html", "Title" => "was it love?" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/nothing.html", "Title" => "sometimes we wait to long and nothing happens" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/thisisnot.html", "Title" => "this is not what i expected" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/istep.html", "Title" => "i step through space" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/theresa.html", "Title" => "there's a need" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/allthe.html", "Title" => "i bet i say that to all the girls" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/honkthe.html", "Title" => "honk the donkey" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/imadj.html", "Title" => "i'm a DJ." },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/sexylook.html", "Title" => "Sexy looking dogs!" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/randompeo.html", "Title" => "random people get me down" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/thatsthis.html", "Title" => "thats this much" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/butbilly.html", "Title" => "but Billy, the tanks" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/fold.html", "Title" => "Fold My Laundry Neatly" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/ididit.html", "Title" => "i did it because i needed the money" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/eatten.html", "Title" => "eatten mellon" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/unless.html", "Title" => "unless there is something else" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/shoot.html", "Title" => "i can't shoot my job" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/toast.html", "Title" => "toast from a toaster" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/sometimes.html", "Title" => "sometimes it takes a long time" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/compmoan.html", "Title" => "sometimes my computer moans" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/hiphil.html", "Title" => "hi i am phil" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/eatyou.html", "Title" => "i eat you" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/thesun.html", "Title" => "the sun" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/uglyshirt.html", "Title" => "ugly shirt" },
    { "Date" => "16/01/00", "URL" => "onesixteen/ieatfood.html", "Title" => "i eat food" }
);

# Functions to do the appropriate matching (all words, any word, whole phrase)
sub fMatchAnd {
    # Assume match all; don't match if any word not present
    my ($sTitle, @sWords) = @_;
    my $bResult = 1;

    foreach $sWord (@sWords) {
        if ($sTitle !~ /$sWord/i) {
            $bResult = 0;
            last;
        }
    }

    return $bResult;
}
sub fMatchOr {
    # Assume match none; match if any word present
    my ($sTitle, @sWords) = @_;
    my $bResult = 0;

    foreach $sWord (@sWords) {
        if ($sTitle =~ /$sWord/i) {
            $bResult = 1;
            last;
        }
    }

    return $bResult;
}
sub fMatchPhrase {
    # Match on whole term
    my ($sTitle, $sTerm) = @_;

    return ($sTitle =~ /$sTerm/i) ? 1 : 0;
}

# Search through the list to get an array of matches.
#  The repetition is an ugly way of doing things, but the most efficient...
if ($sMatchType eq "and") {
    for (local $iCount = 0; $iCount <= $#sGlobal; $iCount++) {
        if (fMatchAnd( $sGlobal[ $iCount ]{ "Title" }, @sWords )) {
            $sResults[ @sResults ] = $sGlobal[ $iCount ];
        }
    }

    $sMatchType = "(all words)";
} elsif ($sMatchType eq "or") {
    for (local $iCount = 0; $iCount <= $#sGlobal; $iCount++) {
        if (fMatchOr( $sGlobal[ $iCount ]{ "Title" }, @sWords )) {
            $sResults[ @sResults ] = $sGlobal[ $iCount ];
        }
    }

    $sMatchType = "(any word)";
} elsif ($sMatchType eq "phrase") {
    for (local $iCount = 0; $iCount <= $#sGlobal; $iCount++) {
        if (fMatchPhrase( $sGlobal[ $iCount ]{ "Title" }, $sTerm )) {
            $sResults[ @sResults ] = $sGlobal[ $iCount ];
        }
    }

    $sMatchType = "(exact phrase)";
}

# Generate a string indicating the number of drawings found
$sNumResults = "            ";
if (@sResults) {
    $sNumResults .= "<BR />Total pages found: " . @sResults . "<BR />\n";
} else {
    $sNumResults .= "No pages matched your search terms.<BR />\n";
}

# Sort result list as applicable
if ($sSortField eq "date") {
    # Already in date desc. If wanted in date asc. then reverse.

    if ($bSortDir) {
        @sResults = reverse @sResults;
    }
} elsif ($sSortField eq "title") {
    sub fByTitle {
        return lc( $a->{ "Title" } ) cmp lc( $b->{ "Title" } );
    }
    @sTemp = sort fByTitle @sResults;

    if ($bSortDir) {
        @sResults = @sTemp;
    } else {
        @sResults = reverse @sTemp;
    }
}

# Generate HTML page header
$sOutput = $sHeader .
           "<HTML>\n" .
           "    <HEAD>\n" .
           "        <TITLE>Exploding Dog Search Results</TITLE>\n" .
           "        <LINK REL=\"shortcut icon\" HREF=\"/favicon.ico\" TYPE=\"image/x-icon\" />\n" .
           "    </HEAD><BODY><FONT FACE=\"Arial,Helvetica\">\n" .
           "        <H1>Exploding Dog Search Results</H1>\n" .
           "        <FONT SIZE=\"+1\">Your search for \"<EM>$sTerm</EM>\" $sMatchType returned the following:</FONT><BR /><BR />\n" .
           "        <HR WIDTH=\"90%\" ALIGN=\"left\"><BR/>\n" .
           "        <UL><FONT SIZE=\"-1\">\n" .
           "            <TABLE COLS=\"2\" BORDER=\"0\" CELLSPACING=\"5\" WIDTH=\"90%\">\n";

# Insert all the results into the page
for (local $iCount = 0; $iCount <= $#sResults; $iCount++) {
    $sOutput = $sOutput .
               "            <TR><TD>" .
               "<A HREF=\"$sURL" . $sResults[ $iCount ]{ "URL" } . "\"$sNewPage>" .
               $sResults[ $iCount ]{ "Title" } . "</A></TD><TD ALIGN=\"left\">(" .
               $sResults[ $iCount ]{ "Date" } .
               ")<BR /></TD></TR>\n";
}

# Generate HTML page footer
$sOutput = $sOutput .
           "            </TABLE>\n" .
           $sNumResults .
           "        </FONT></UL>\n" .
           "        <BR /><HR WIDTH=\"90%\" ALIGN=\"left\"><BR />\n" .
           "        <FONT SIZE=\"-2\">\n" .
           "            Exploding Dog Search Page last modified by Sean Nichols $sModifiedDate<BR>\n" .
           "            " . @sGlobal . " images indexed.\n" .
           "        </FONT><BR />\n" .
           "    </FONT></BODY>\n" .
           "</HTML>\n";

# Send page to webserver
print $sOutput;