| rTorr | "Once I was in Victoria, and I saw a very large house. They told me it was a bank and that the white men place their money there to be taken care of, and that by and by they got it back with interest." |
| Raph |  |
| Cthulu | "THIS HOUSE WAS FINANCED BY THE KLAN!" |
| thext |  |
| Gocoolian | "The ghost of Christmas future learned that betting on his predictions did not prove very advantageous" |
| Jochen Midnight |  |
| Pete | "Murmuring sweet nothings to his shackled protege, Wonka fleetingly induced a primal, feverish jig. Undaunted, the Pumpkin King allowed a shiver of a smirk" |
| Funbobby |  |
| Epitaph | "concrete-toothed joe was enjoying the honeymoon up until a handless, beardless abe lincoln snuck up behind him and started doing a jig. the decapitated basketball-headed king smirked on knowingly." |
| Mike Wood |  |
| Mean Heddie | "Its a Halloween Party with Lincoln dressed as Charlie Brown doing the Macarena and Spielberg as a basketball King (literally). Somehow, the Dinosaur got into the drunken lady's pants." |
| Alibabba |  |
| Jesus Christ | "Dino, stop molesting that little girl, can't you see she's under the influence! For God sakes Bill Murray don't just stand there, this isn't in the spirit of halloween! I can't have this affect my career, I am the leader of a free nation, ya know!" |
| Rebort |  |
| Agent Orange | "Peered on by the president, a clown taking advantage of a sauced woman follows Elvis and his evil pumpkin." |
| Daniwalla |  |
| Sunrise | "little did elvis know, his wife was being raped by a clown as 007 prepared to unleash death from above." |
| Surit |  |
| Smiilz | "Wait for my signal, then kill that good for nothing dancing queen." |
| Zinderfine |  |
| o2 | "reinforcing the point that shooting one of your own won't save you from all your sins" |
| Dark Rose |  |
| Plumbum | "Two fresh eyesses to fill my hollow socketsses... Now, what to do about these horse legs?" |
| Grimlock |  |
| Liro | "The last dance between a man who's lost his mind and woman who's lost her life, she's succumbed to death's grim hand and decays while draped on him, her eyes are held in one hand, her lost limbs dangle in the other." |
| Weird Dave |  |
| Hawkins | Elvis always knew how to work the crowd into a blood soaked orgy. It all 'came' from his fondness for necrophelia, and human hotdogs (ingredients: lips and eyeballs). |
| Peacefrog |  |
| Onil | "A porn 'King' just can't help thinking about his wiener." |
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