"We Chased the birds across the sky and fell into the green bucket that was the plain"
"in the midst of chasing the birds, young roberto fell out of his plane of existence and into a bucket of grass clippings"
"a man tries frantically to save with a net his poor midget-friend drowning in a bucket at the bottom of a river."
"Although they followed the directions, they had not planned on the river getting in the way."
lost and found
"across an ocean of split pea soup, the bacon pranced; something had gone horribly awry with this recipe. "shit! i wasn't supposed to use gummi worms", the chef exclaimed.
After seeing the happy bacon dancing on his salad, the chef resolved to lay off the psychotropic gummi worms.
the bacon's one course all-singing, all-dancing revue startled the head chef of Chez Picasso, causing him to toss his ill-gotten sour nightcrawlers into the bin. long live the oblong world.